Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Interview with the penguins

posted by King_Clemson

Well, this cames out of boredom. -_-;;
Hope toi enjoy.
plus will coming soon.

1. Your name?

Skipper: My name is Skipper.
Kowalski: I'm the supergenius Kowalski.
Rico: Fiiiish!
Private: Well, his name is Rico. I'm Private.
Hans: Hans. Hans the Puffin. Nice to meet you, Question!
Clemson: Clemson. And soon a king.
Savio: Savio....
Blowhole: I'm the evil dauphin Dr. Blowhole.
Manfredi & Johnson: We are Manfredi and Johnson.
Skipper & Hans: ....What the.

2. Your nickname?

Skipper: Well, some fans call me Skippy. I don't like that.
Kowalski: Koko, Kowa, Kowo, Walski..
Rico: Bombmaster!
Private: Uh...'young Private'...
Hans: Hansi....urghs.
Clemson: Clemy. I agree with Hans.
Manfredi: Hans called me 'Fredi'
Johnson: John ou Johnny.

3. Your name in the internet?

Skipper: Bosspenguin. Leader..
Kowalski: Science...and uh...Doris_Fanatiker. *blushes*
Rico: KABOOM
Private: Lunacorn_Fan
Hans: Puffin_Muffins
Skipper: Hans? Don't spam me anymore.
Clemson: King_Clemson ou sometimes TheKing. Julien want that name even from the sites where we both are. Muhahaha! I was faster!
Savio: Strawberryshake.
Others: *look skeptical at Savio* .......
Amarillo Kid: I'm Mister Tux.
Private: ....But...that was my name...not yours.

4. Hugs ou kissing?

All: ....Eh...what the..
Skipper: ....Hugs?
Kowalski: Hugs with my team and s’embrasser with Doris!
Rico: *gives Ms. Perky a kiss*
Private: Uh...hugs?
Hans: *evil smile* *grabs Clemson* *kissed him*
Skipper: ..... *jealousy look*
Clemson: That...is kind of awkward.
Savio: Hugs. *winds around Julien, so that he can't breath* *evil Smile too*
Clemson: WAIT! Don't....eat him. *sigh* toi did. My crown!
Maurice: My king!
Mort: My feet!

5. Your name backwarts?

Skipper: Reppiks...Sounds strange.
Kowalski: Ikslawok.... *beginning to laugh*
Skipper: Eh. What's wrong with him?
Rico: Ocir.... *not amused about this name*
Private: Etavrip.
Hans: Snah...Snah? What a name...Snah. Sounds kinda funny too.
Clemson: Nosmelc....Aha?
Savio: Oivas...
Hans: Sounds almost like ,,Olliver" Nice to meet you, Oliver.
Savio: ....I'm not Oliver.
Hans&Clemson: OLIVER!
Savio: ...I can eat toi both, okay?
Clemson: *rolling eyes* Fine. I'll be quiet.

6. Who cames from the toilett?

Skipper: I don't know.
Kowalski: *looks around* Well, everbody is here. So...I don't know it either.
Rico: Balueheha?
Private: I must pee.
Skipper: So...go.
Hans: Hey, look.
Skipper: Hm?
White Widow: Greetings. *drinking tea*
Rest: The white widow?!
Buck Rockgut: WHERE ARE YOU?!

7. The smartest person toi know?

Skipper: Blowhole.
Kowalski: ........Thank toi Skipper. Really. I'm not smart enough, he?
Rico: Awww, poor Kowalski. *pats him*
Kowalski: Thanks Rico.
Rico: You're smarter as Blowhole.
Private: Yeah, you're really smarter as Blowhole.
Doris: Yeah, don't be sad. You're may not be smarter as my brother but you're still smart.
Kowalski: ..............
Manfredi & Johnson: HARALD!
Skipper: ....Who?

8. Of what are toi most afraid of?

Skipper: Lost my team.
Kowalski, Rico & Private: Awww.
Skipper: Anybody grouphug?
Kowalski, Rico & Private: Sure! *hugging*
Hans: Private.
Private: What? Why me?
Skipper: I think he is kidding you, Private. *roll eyes*
Blowhole: Sharks...And firerings.
Vitaly: You're such a drama queen!
Blowhole: .....
Manfredi: Mouses. Don't trust them!
Johnson: *noods*

9. Do toi have silbings?

Skipper: A sister. But she don't exists.
Kowalski: No~
Rico: BAWAWAWA
Private: Well, I see in Rico, Kowalski and Skipper my silbings. And Skipper is like a father to me.
Hans: No...but a cousin. *sigh*
Skipper: toi never talked about him.
Hans: He is emberassing, okay? If toi had a sister toi wouldn't talk about her!
Blowhole: *sigh* Yeah... she is so damn annoying.
Doris: Hey!
Penguins: .....SHE IS YOUR SISTER?!
Blowhole: Surprise, huh?
Kowalski: Of all the dolphins in the world is HE Doris brother?!
Skipper: ........

10. Do toi l’amour me?

All: o_O
Skipper: Äh...no?
Kowalski: Are toi the blue hen?! I only l’amour Doris.
Rico: *looks sadly at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ....*pats Rico* Well, brothely love, okay? Some fish?
Rico: Fiiiish! *eats fish*
Doris: No.
Private: *feels sorry for the questionnaire* Yes! Yes I l’amour you!
Skipper: *faceflipper* *slapping Private*
Hans: *grin* Somebody must be really lonely, huh?
Clemson: ....How could I l’amour a question?
Savio: *eats the Question*
Manfredi: Oh man, snake! Now I didn't see this question.

Gumball17 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

_Agent-Nigel_ I like it! i needed a laugh!

MaraKowalski Not bad, really x'D I missed King Julien there (for something more than just being eaten...) I see you are a Kico fan don't you ? Even if you put Kowalski with Doris, it looks like Rico likes Kowalski in your questionnaire... I like Kowalski "Kowalski: ........Thank you Skipper. Really. I'm not smart enough, he? " and "Are you the blue hen?!" What I like most is that "Rico" is "Ocir" backwards (I never thought of this), because "Occire" is like "kill" or "slay" in French x'D (That... does... make... sens... Kaboom, Rico ?)

King_Clemson Daww, so glad that you guys enjoy this. x3 Just wait for more ^///^ @MaraKowalski: Yeah, it's just I really don't like Julien, so I try to just ignore him. x´D (and that's why he is eaten by Savio >D) And yes, I'm a Kico fan <33 It is with Skans, Dorski and Hanson one of my favourite Pairing in PoM. But Kico is still better than Dorski >3<

werockz Oh My Glob!!!! AWESOME!

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 9

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*Kowalski & Rico woke up in the middle of the suivant day*

Kowalski: *stomach rumbles* "Ugh. I'm soooo hungry..."

Rico: "Me too. C'mon. We should get moving."

*Kowalski & Rico begin waddling*

2 Hours Later...

Kowalski: *begins slowing down* "Hey...Rico..."

Rico: "Sup?"

Kowalski: "I know this place..."

Rico: *looks around* "Hey, me too."

Kowalski: "Is this...No...It couldn't be..."

Rico: "What?"

Kowalski: "I think this is our home...I think we made it back to where we live while it's not feeding season..."

Rico: "Hey, ya know...You're right..."

Kowalski: "That means...Rico! Are toi thinking...

Skipper's secret mission

posted by ricoiswsome

Chapter 1: Betrayed par a friend.
It was just an normal jour in New York that'll turn for the worst.
Skipper: What?. . . Bounty hunter help, no I will not go on this mission. . . I have to. . . With Marlene?. . . Yes sir right away.
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Sorry Private, that's classified.

In Marlene's habitat. . .
Skipper: Marlene, I need toi to ome with me on a mission.
Marlene: Ok, I'll do it.

Later in the air port. . .
Skipper: Where is that bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: Are toi Skipper?
Skipper: Yes.
Bounty hunter: Come with me.
Later. . .
Bounty hunter: So I see toi accepted the mission,...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was montrer her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can toi guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: What are toi talking about?! We helped you!
George: toi have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if toi haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid toi didn't they?
George: H-How'd toi know?
Private: Wow Skipper, toi truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid toi to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...

Appearance Change (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid toi guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: toi wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast...

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico ou Portugal. His...

3

It. Chapter 8: It's back

posted by 67Dodge

Two weeks had flashed par without incident, they were probably the best weeks the animaux ever had, Private found a rideable toy Jeep that could fit all the Penguins in it, and had a motor, so they had found a plus manly looking vehicle. Julien had exhausted himself to the point that he didn't do any nighttime dancing, since he had used all his energy in the celebration for Pennywise's death. Not to mention, the Penguins also found a man's wallet that contained $6,000, which was plus than they made from the usual pick-pocketing ou the "I found a lucky penny on the sidewalk today!!" event. Private...

3

When Eyes Meet-Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Kowalski and Rico went over to the otter's habitat to go find Private. Once they got there they stared to look for him, after a few minutes they found Private right outside Marlene's cave sitting down, looking very sad.

"Private are toi okay," asked Kowalski.

"What are toi two doing here, came to tell me that I'm too young for Marlene just like Skippa did?"

"No, Private toi really hurt Skipper's feelings with whatever toi a dit to him."

"I know I did, but I wish that Skippa would stop treating me like I'm a child."

"I know but toi have to understand you're like a son to him, toi mean everything...

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The Hidden (Chapter VIII - Trip to Denmark)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We all know that Skipper can't set foot in Denmark. But not now. Remember when Hans was visited the Central Park Zoo. He a dit that he has no home. He was transfered to the Hoboken Zoo. For now, Skipper can set foot in Denmark. I wonder how Hans is doing in the Hoboken Zoo.

Blowhole transfered his secret lair to Denmark. I think he still believes that he can't set foot there. He doesn't know that Hans is not there.

But now, we have no money for the flight there. Actually, there is an "Animal Airplane" specially for zoo animals. But it costs thousands! So, we decided to build an airplane specially...

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Chirtsmas 3

posted by alex333

Alex:sheesh I never knew that this room had lots of art things
Skipper:what do toi mean?
Alex:well just look at it and today I am moving my art things
To the basement
Skipper:need help because your just a girl and-
Alex:are toi saying I not storng
Kolwaski:well toi are a girl and-
Alex:I take kartet class and I am a yellow belt
Rico:wow
Private:you must work really hard
Skipper:but do need help
Alex:sure
Down at the basement
Alex:well that should do it
Skipper:well we best get going back
Alex:it was nice meeting toi guys
Kolwaski:yes it was toi are a very great girl
Private:great she's magically
Alex:about that I have some to tell you..................
To be coutine please write commentaire for all my chirstmas story

God help the outcasts.singers:marlene and others.

posted by anna447

marlene:I don't know if toi can hear me ou if your even there I don't know if toi would lissen to a otter's pryer yes I know I'm just a outcast I souldn't speek to toi still I see your face and wonder were toi once an outcast too.god help the outcasts hungry from birth montrer them the mersey they don't find on earth plz help my people we look to toi still god help the outcasts ou nobody will.
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for l’amour I can poses,I ask for god and his anges to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat par but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood

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Psycho: Chapter 5

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper felt lost. He had been looking in the small, 7 bedroom Motel for 3 hours straight, Marlene should've been there, because she didn't have the car, Skipper did, and he DID see Private Bates heading to his large, Victorian, accueil when he left to drive. He decided to call Detective Kowalski Arbogast to see if there was any foul play made. After dialing the numbers, 555-555-Genius, Skipper waited, he waited for another 6 hours. In that time, Skipper found a bloody trail of foot prints in Marlene's room, leaving the douche stall, walking through the carpeted floor, out the door, down to the...

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The secret child!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Lilly dozed off, the guys came back from their late-night recon duty. " HELLO SKIPPA!" Private Yells jollyly (is that a word? oh well, it is now). Kowalski, seeing that Lilly was asleep, smacked Private up-side his little head. " Skipper, are toi okay? toi don't look very well." Private asked, rubbing the back of his head which was now very soar. " Boys, get to bed. I need some quiet time." Skipper a dit softly. The boys didn't move. " That's an ORDER!" Skipper commanded, and with that, the boys jumped into their beds and automatically knocked out! Skipper sat in the scilence...thinking....

The feild trip!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Hans's evil grin widened across his face as the light from the laser grew brighter and brighter. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Rebecca's screams went unheard, for her new Friends never came to rescue her......or so she thought. As soon as Rebecca blacked out from the intense affects of the brain-washing, Skipper and the boys sprang in through the door. They were too late. " What did toi do to her!?" Skipper demanded, he knew he had failed his mission. " Youre too late Skippa! I have brain-washed the girl of all récent memories and mental abilities! She can no longet talk to animals, nor does she remember...

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Loving birds... Chaper 1

posted by kowalski99

Kowalski is in his lab fixing a project. A beautful manchot, pingouin name Macy. She do science and she can sing. she come up in his lab."Hey Kowalski." a dit Macy. "Hey Macy." a dit Kowalski. "I got to tell toi something." a dit Macy. "What is it Macy?" a dit Kowalski. Want to go walk with me at the central park?" a dit Macy. "Sure." a dit Kowalski. So they are going to walk at the central park. "Kowalski? I got to tell toi something?" a dit Macy. "What is it Macy?" a dit kowalski. Macy is so shy to tell him but she going to say it. "I l’amour you." a dit Macy.

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Skipper and the church, Chapter seven: I Will Not Bow

posted by beastialmoon

I Will Not Bow

FALL!!

The zoo was in chaos. secondes after kicking Skipper out, lobsters poured in from everywhere around them. All the animaux were chained and shackled, trudging back into their pens. The walls around their pens erupted forth a barbwire fence, electrified 1000 volts and sharp to the mere touch. They wrapped around, forming a roof. The remaining penguins put up a fight, but it was no use. There were too many.
Blowhole Laughed.

Now the dark begins to rise
“Save your breath, It’s far from over”

The animaux turned to look towards the zoo gates. There, standing on the zoo walls,...