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posted by King_Clemson
Well, this cames out of boredom. -_-;;
Hope toi enjoy.
plus will coming soon.

1. Your name?

Skipper: My name is Skipper.
Kowalski: I'm the supergenius Kowalski.
Rico: Fiiiish!
Private: Well, his name is Rico. I'm Private.
Hans: Hans. Hans the Puffin. Nice to meet you, Question!
Clemson: Clemson. And soon a king.
Savio: Savio....
Blowhole: I'm the evil dauphin Dr. Blowhole.
Manfredi & Johnson: We are Manfredi and Johnson.
Skipper & Hans: ....What the.

2. Your nickname?

Skipper: Well, some fans call me Skippy. I don't like that.
Kowalski: Koko, Kowa, Kowo, Walski..
Rico: Bombmaster!
Private: Uh...'young Private'...
Hans: Hansi....urghs.
Clemson: Clemy. I agree with Hans.
Manfredi: Hans called me 'Fredi'
Johnson: John ou Johnny.

3. Your name in the internet?

Skipper: Bosspenguin. Leader..
Kowalski: Science...and uh...Doris_Fanatiker. *blushes*
Rico: KABOOM
Private: Lunacorn_Fan
Hans: Puffin_Muffins
Skipper: Hans? Don't spam me anymore.
Clemson: King_Clemson ou sometimes TheKing. Julien want that name even from the sites where we both are. Muhahaha! I was faster!
Savio: Strawberryshake.
Others: *look skeptical at Savio* .......
Amarillo Kid: I'm Mister Tux.
Private: ....But...that was my name...not yours.

4. Hugs ou kissing?

All: ....Eh...what the..
Skipper: ....Hugs?
Kowalski: Hugs with my team and s’embrasser with Doris!
Rico: *gives Ms. Perky a kiss*
Private: Uh...hugs?
Hans: *evil smile* *grabs Clemson* *kissed him*
Skipper: ..... *jealousy look*
Clemson: That...is kind of awkward.
Savio: Hugs. *winds around Julien, so that he can't breath* *evil Smile too*
Clemson: WAIT! Don't....eat him. *sigh* toi did. My crown!
Maurice: My king!
Mort: My feet!

5. Your name backwarts?

Skipper: Reppiks...Sounds strange.
Kowalski: Ikslawok.... *beginning to laugh*
Skipper: Eh. What's wrong with him?
Rico: Ocir.... *not amused about this name*
Private: Etavrip.
Hans: Snah...Snah? What a name...Snah. Sounds kinda funny too.
Clemson: Nosmelc....Aha?
Savio: Oivas...
Hans: Sounds almost like ,,Olliver" Nice to meet you, Oliver.
Savio: ....I'm not Oliver.
Hans&Clemson: OLIVER!
Savio: ...I can eat toi both, okay?
Clemson: *rolling eyes* Fine. I'll be quiet.

6. Who cames from the toilett?

Skipper: I don't know.
Kowalski: *looks around* Well, everbody is here. So...I don't know it either.
Rico: Balueheha?
Private: I must pee.
Skipper: So...go.
Hans: Hey, look.
Skipper: Hm?
White Widow: Greetings. *drinking tea*
Rest: The white widow?!
Buck Rockgut: WHERE ARE YOU?!

7. The smartest person toi know?

Skipper: Blowhole.
Kowalski: ........Thank toi Skipper. Really. I'm not smart enough, he?
Rico: Awww, poor Kowalski. *pats him*
Kowalski: Thanks Rico.
Rico: You're smarter as Blowhole.
Private: Yeah, you're really smarter as Blowhole.
Doris: Yeah, don't be sad. You're may not be smarter as my brother but you're still smart.
Kowalski: ..............
Manfredi & Johnson: HARALD!
Skipper: ....Who?

8. Of what are toi most afraid of?

Skipper: Lost my team.
Kowalski, Rico & Private: Awww.
Skipper: Anybody grouphug?
Kowalski, Rico & Private: Sure! *hugging*
Hans: Private.
Private: What? Why me?
Skipper: I think he is kidding you, Private. *roll eyes*
Blowhole: Sharks...And firerings.
Vitaly: You're such a drama queen!
Blowhole: .....
Manfredi: Mouses. Don't trust them!
Johnson: *noods*

9. Do toi have silbings?

Skipper: A sister. But she don't exists.
Kowalski: No~
Rico: BAWAWAWA
Private: Well, I see in Rico, Kowalski and Skipper my silbings. And Skipper is like a father to me.
Hans: No...but a cousin. *sigh*
Skipper: toi never talked about him.
Hans: He is emberassing, okay? If toi had a sister toi wouldn't talk about her!
Blowhole: *sigh* Yeah... she is so damn annoying.
Doris: Hey!
Penguins: .....SHE IS YOUR SISTER?!
Blowhole: Surprise, huh?
Kowalski: Of all the dolphins in the world is HE Doris brother?!
Skipper: ........

10. Do toi l’amour me?

All: o_O
Skipper: Äh...no?
Kowalski: Are toi the blue hen?! I only l’amour Doris.
Rico: *looks sadly at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ....*pats Rico* Well, brothely love, okay? Some fish?
Rico: Fiiiish! *eats fish*
Doris: No.
Private: *feels sorry for the questionnaire* Yes! Yes I l’amour you!
Skipper: *faceflipper* *slapping Private*
Hans: *grin* Somebody must be really lonely, huh?
Clemson: ....How could I l’amour a question?
Savio: *eats the Question*
Manfredi: Oh man, snake! Now I didn't see this question.
posted by skipperfan5431
It was a cool windy evening at the Central Park Zoo, and all the animaux were sleeping. Actually, there were two animaux up. An otter,and a penguin. "Lilly! Wait for me!" Marlene begged breathlessly as she tried to catch up to her friend. " I can't belly slide like toi penguins do!" " Sorry Marlene!" Lilly a dit playfully. " Skipper told me to test my stamina on land before I do my aquatics training. And if that means Doing seven non-stop, fifteen mile per heure laps around Central Park, Then so be it." Marlene faints as her friend keeps lapping around her unconsious body. The suivant morning, Skipper...
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posted by TeamPeeta649
It was a normal jour in the Central Park Zoo. The penguins were about to start battle training. All of a sudden and loud bang came from above them. They climb up the latter and jump into postion, ready to attack. In the center of the platform is a large box.

Private:"What do toi think is in there?"
Skipper:"Kolwalski analysis!"

Kolwalski examines the box.

Kolwalski:"It seems to be a large crate, one that contains live cargo."

The box moves around and they back away.

Skipper:"Rico open the box!"

Rico coughs up a crowbar and starts to open the box. The haut, retour au début falls to the ground. A black and white streak...
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posted by Camillebas
Victoria sat in a chair at the corner of the room. It had been a jour since she had landed here after a fight with a faucon almost killed her. Four penguins surrounded her, the one named Kowalski had a clipboard, anothe one a bit shorter than Kowalski with a mowhawk held a light over her, One that had a flat head stood in front of her, and the shortest o the four stood inoccently par Kowalski. "So," the flat-headed one said,"who are you?" Victoria looked at him
"Victoria" she saidafter a few moments of hesitation, "Who are you? May I ask?". The manchot, pingouin glared into her eyes "That information is...
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posted by KowalskiTheLich
“So…this is it?” a dit Marlene, obviously under whelmed. She turned to Kowalski, who was standing suivant to her, surveying his lair proudly.

“What, toi don’t like it?” a dit Kowalski sadly.

“No, no!” a dit Marlene quickly, not wanting to hurt his feelings. “It’s just…it’s in the sewer…”

“After a bit, toi can’t really notice the smell,” a dit Kowalski, taking a deep breath to prove her wrong. An unbearable smell crashed into his nostrils and he groaned and put a flipper over his beak. “I stand corrected.”

“So, where is this organ?” she said, looking around. “Is...
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wiki/It_Happened_One_Afternoon/Tr...ipt

"It Happened One Afternoon"

"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 5 (4X05)

Production Code: 405 Air date: ?

Previous: "I Smell A Rat" Next: "The dauphin Who Hired Me" I

t Happened One Afternoon/Transcript

Scene I: manchot, pingouin HQ (Inside)

(Skipper is seated at the table, staring at his cup of coffee. Has bloodshot eyes)

Private: (Waddles in from Kowalski's lab) Oh! Good Morning, Skipper. You're up early!

Skipper: I don't see anything good about it, especially when I'm going through a crisis at the moment.

Private: Oh no! Do toi need us to buy a convertible to...
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Fairy Tale 05.24.15

Skipper gripped the bars of his cage as Hans stood boastfully on the other side.

“All right, puffin,” he a dit scowling, “you got me. What’s your plan this time?”

Hans smiled. “Why the rush?” he asked. “Can’t we talk?”

Skipper arched a brow and narrowed his eyes. “Talk? As in the exchange of words?”

Hans rolled his eyes. “That’s typically the definition of talk, Skipper.”

Skipper studied him carefully. “What about?”

Hans turned around and headed back to a control table, tableau under a large screen. “Do toi remember when we were children, Skipper?” he...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I am crying, watching tears fall

Rumors zooming through my head

Only silence fills my mouth

Like it never had a chance

Do toi have to take me for naive

Don't judge me for me

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on feu

Like if I'm insecure

Like if i'm paper

Go on and try to kill me

I will stand back up

Strong and proud

Strong and proud

As I dry my tears, I smile

And blow away your lies

Wouldn't it surprise you

As I brush toi off as if you're air

All my hope seems shattered

But I'm actually bursting with faith

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I'm a fan with a gun, gun, gun

I'm a fan with a gun, gun, gun

Get out your weapons

War's began

Are toi a fan ou a hater?

If PoM is the case

Then I will die

With my hand up in a salute *ok I know toi can't die like that But ours with me*

Skipper says before a war

You better know what you're fighting for

Well PoM, I l’amour toi to death!

If this will carry toi on, A fighter I'll be

I'm a fan with a gun

Fighting until they give in

I don't care if the haters blind my sight!

I'll throw away my insanity, PoM

Just to keep toi alive!

Don't toi know toi keep me going?

And I

Wanna live to see toi thrive

Tonight

I...
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Mischief Managed 05.06.15

Note: This is kind of Skilene, depending on how toi look at it. Was it a legit joke ou a test? toi be the judge.

— § —

Skipper approached Marlene’s habitat with a grin. Kowalski had pulled this one over on him just a short while ago, and he couldn’t wait to see the look on Marlene’s face when he tricked her too.

“Knock, knock,” he called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

“Hey, Skipper,” Marlene called back. “You never knock,” she observed. “What’s going on?”

“Oh, nothing,” Skipper replied. “I just wanted to ask toi something.”

Marlene arched...
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“I just wish I knew why they couldn’t schedule this meeting until after Christmas,” Marlene a dit with a heavy cœur, coeur as she and Skipper walked through the airport.

“Don’t worry, Marlene. I’ll be back for Christmas. This whole thing was situational. It isn’t something that can wait,” Skipper replied.

Marlene hugged herself. “I hope so. Christmas wouldn’t be the same without toi guys,” she said.

Skipper smiled and came to a stop, sitting his suitcase on the ground suivant to him. “Come here,” he a dit taking her par the waist. He looked into her chocolate-brown eyes. “I promise...
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