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What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life ou death matter!
I was in a deep sleep cacahuète, arachide dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....
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Okay. I just read the article myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if toi can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give ou take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If toi wanted to give a proper review, toi should've first donné much more...
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Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running par with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze rayon, ray last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow!...
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The four were at their favori hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about toi meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...
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Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now accueil to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...
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Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough chercher of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...
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Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was lire a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality montrer on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat toi all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...
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posted by KowalSkip9
I Wanna Control toi - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't toi listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed par ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make toi mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope toi shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if toi spot anything toi know is a mistake.
posted by NYCPenguins
 Kowalski...
Kowalski...
Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have toi ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of a dit ou Done.
And everyday I see toi on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now toi know I’m gonna be...
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posted by NYCPenguins
 Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see toi when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can toi hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, ou a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, ou a Beautiful Nightmare!...
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 The Skilene theory
The Skilene theory
I watched The loutre Woman two times, but in the seconde I noticed something more.
Many fans will say: "Skipper fell for Arlene, not Marlene!". Yes. This is true (except if Skipper was really pretending). But in this episode, is almost clear that Skilene (Skipper and Marlene pairing) happens.

1 - Skipper a dit Marlene is the right "guy" for help them. He ignored the real guys. Skilene probability: 35%

2 - When Skipper fell for Arlene, he says something "flirty" about her [Arlene]. In the same scene, Marlene gets jealous and annoyed. She also a dit "Skipper". Only "Skipper". She don't became annoyed/jealous...
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"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animaux A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," a dit Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animaux whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animaux whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...
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Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are toi alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want toi guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" a dit Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...
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posted by LifelessPenguin
We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. toi might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of aléatoire things he got from his habitat. He a dit it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting seconde place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, ou third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...
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Prolouge: toi are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims par weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The an is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, bière mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...
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This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would l’amour to have revisions and constructive commentaires added to this post. Please add musique notes to the song par posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope toi enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a guitare and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a plage sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would l’amour me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did toi abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would l’amour me,

If only she would l’amour me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.
Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' a dit Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' a dit a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' a dit Kowalski. Only two days il y a had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...
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posted by Sandrei
 The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their nourriture supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly par and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell toi about minding your steps? toi should...
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posted by nookehene
New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had donné Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski a dit when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private a dit anxiously. "Well..."...
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The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The suivant morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the table, tableau where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, toi aren’t...
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