What do toi want to say to Skipper?????

Hmmm.....well. Realistically, it may go alittle like this.
Skipper: Hello.
Me:.....
Skipper: Uh....hello?
Me:......
Skipper: SPEAK UP SOLDIER!
Me: AAAHHHHH!!! SKIPPER SKIPPER SKIPPER!!! YOUR SO FREAKI'N AWESOME! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!? PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLE--......*falls to the floor*
Skipper: *sigh* Oh how I l’amour meeting fangirls. Just throw her with the rest boys.
Kowalski and Rico: *toss me into the lab*
Me: *from behind the door* Oh! Hi Jazzy!

XD

*looks at Kowalski* Hi Kowalski!!!!!! XD

Me: ok.... hi Skipper........

Skipper: Do i know you?

Me: toi should.......

Skipper: >.< rawr

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! theres a araign? e, araignée on the floor.....

Skipper: *Flipper face*

Me: *bending down to Spider* Hi little spidery guy thingamajig........

XD haha

Here's what I'd say.
Quasomeness: Hey, Skipper!
Skipper: Who are you? And how do toi know my name?
Quasomeness: I'm Quasomeness. It's an honor to meet you. And about the 2nd question, toi don't want to know. I would l’amour to serve for you! If toi don't believe me, get Kowalski to do a polygraph test on me.
Skipper: How do toi know about Kowalski?
Quasomeness: Again, toi don't want to know. par the way, there are many people out there who sincerely want to serve with you. So let's go into your HQ. I would l’amour to meet the rest of your men!

Shut the Beak, Skippy, flies will fly fly in and take pictures of your top-secret innards.
Geez, toi guys act like you've never seen a Human before.

Skipper, give up on your dating life :)

that is all ^^

Well, this is the first time my OC will talk:

Skipper: Amanda, what did toi do to this rope?
Amanda: Me? But I just got here.
Skipper: I know that. Now what in places have toi been doing? Spying on us? Seeing if your little "cut-the-rope" plan worked?
Amanda: ...
Skipper: We're listening, Amanda!
Amanda: Lay off, compadre! For the last time, I'm not a spy! None of us are. We're just elite, that's all.
Kowalski: But any explanation of what toi are doing here at a time like this?
Amanda: Oh yeah. Can I borrow a cup of sugar? Blitz ate what is left in ours. :)

questions in this response, just ask me. :)

Skipper:Kowalski... Can toi fix it?
Kowalski: Yepp but, I need complete silence.
Skipper:Okay..
Kaitlyn:OMG IT'S SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!!? PLEASE PLEAASE PLEEEAAZZEE?!!
Kowalski so much for fixing it now. That wasn't complete silence. Now I have to start all over!!!
Kaitlyn:But, Can I still have your autograph???
Kowalski:NO!!!
Kaitlyn:Did I mention toi both look sexy today!! *sorry Lilly for calling Skipper Sexy*
Kowalski:I guess we can give yoou an autograph?
Skipper:Yeppers!!
Kaitlyn:Okay here's my notepaper sign!!! *takes out bat*
Kowalski & Skipper: Here toi ....
Kaitlyn:haha don't need the autograph anymore.

*stares at him* What? It's The Epic Stare!

everything in the world that means....I <3 U UR AWESOME!!!! XDDDDDDD

I would ask this: Why can't toi step foot in Denmark?

Icicle: ...*waves*
Skipper: Uh...Hello?
Icicle: Hola!
Skipper: ...Who are you?
Icicle: *walks closer* ... *poke*
Skipper: ...
Icicle: ...
Skipper: Kowalski! I think she's mental!

Lol, Jk on the last part. X3

Me: I ♥ toi Skipper !!
Skipper: ...

skipper: thorn, what did toi give kowalski this time?
Thorn: pie ^3^

Me: *Steps in front of Skipper* ..... T_T
Skipper: Um, may i help y-
Me: SKIPPER! toi are VERY BOSSY!
Skipper: ?
Me: GOOD DAY! *Turns around and storms out*
Skipper: ..... Am i really bossy? O_o


END! :D

With My Oc Character
Skipper:Umm How Are You?
Jhordan:I'm Jhordan The manchot, pingouin The Handsome,Coll-Lokkin Penguin
Kowasaki:hmm I Bet So
Rico:Oh Kaboom?
Jhordan:Kaboom!!
LOl

Skipper: Hello there, are toi an enemy agent?
Richard: Neín.
Skipper: Alien!!!
Richard: Tis German.
Skipper: Oh, what's "Neín"?
Richard: It means no.
Skipper: Tell me!!
Richard: NO!!!
Skipper: Why not?!
Richard: NEÍN MEANS NO!!!!
Skipper: Ohhhhh.....

Here's what I'd do:

Skipper: toi found my WHAT?!
Me: I found your Logs about everyone...
Skipper: I dont know what your talking about!
Me: So toi won't mind if i take a few exceprts from it then?
Skipper: e-O
Me: Ahehem *cough* "Today, while everyone was out running 'errands' I snuck out and..."
Skipper: NO STOP! *Tries to grab the log from me*
Me: "...And i met up with D-"
Skipper: NOOO! *tackles me to the ground* Give it here slodier!
Me: Never! *is trying to fight off skipper*
The Others: O-O
Private: Should we do something?
Kowalski: Well perhaps but...
*somethins shatters*
Rico: >:)


And that's all~

Sir! Elijah Boyd reporting for duty! Sir!

Me: (shocked that i'm in front of them)
Skipper: are toi going to stand there ou say something?!
Me: KOWALSKI!!!!!!!!!! (tackles him) I l’amour YOU!!!! (kisses him many times)
Skipper: (covers private's eyes)
Private: oh come on.
Well toi did say be creative.

It would be an honor for me if I could serve under your command, sir! *salutes*

(I know, that's not very funny, but that's what I would really say!)

Skipper: Uhh, do I know you?
Me: Why, Skipper, it has been a long time...
Skipper: ...
Me: Ever since you've moved out of Denmark.
Skipper: Wait a minute, how do toi know I was from Denmark!?
Me: I am your specialized superintendent. I am the creator of your past. I... Am... Your... FATHER!!!
Skipper: *Gasps* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: Mwahahahaha!!!!
Kowalski and Rico: O_o

Ok, one, "That look is creeping me out."

and two, "What happened in Denmark? I don't care if it's classified, I just want to know, already. Also, who are Manfreedi and Johnson and how did they really die. ou are they even dead at all? One plus thing, lay of the slapping Private a little, ok?"

That's what I would say. 8P

Edited:

I would also talk to Kowalski.

Me: H-hi Kowalski. *blushes*
Kowalski: Do I know you?
Me: I should hope so.
Kowalski: Whhyyy?
Me: 'Cuz I'm yor numder one fangirl. ('tis true)
Kowalski: Ookaaay.
Me: Can toi teach me all the elements on the Periodic Table? *blushes*
Kowalski: I've tried that with Private. He fell asleep. Science isn't his thing.
Me: But it's MY thing.
Kowalski: I'm kind of busy write now.
Me: I see. Can I help?
Kowalski: I'd like to know who on earth toi are.
Me: I'm CC. *blushes*
Kowalski: How do toi know about me anyway?
Me: toi can find out a LOT on TV. *wink wink*
Kowalski: I see.
Me: Watcha doin' anywho?
Kowalski: Oh this, *pleased that someone is interested* This is my latest invention.
Me: What does it do?
Kowalski: It makes things microscopic.
Me: Very interesting. Is it finished?
Kowalski: No.
Me: Yes, very good. Why not take a break?
Kowalski: A break?
Me: Yes, go to the park, get a snow-cone. Maybe two.
Kowalski: Two? I would only need one.
Me: Not is I went with you. *blushes*
Kowalski: toi mean on a date? *feels uncomfortable*
Me: *surprised* NO, not a date. Just a stroll, with snow-cones. toi know, just two friends.
Kowalski: But I hardly even know you!
Me: Oh, right. *thinks* But you'll know plus about me if we went.
Kowalski: toi aren't going to leave me alone, are you?
Me: Nope.
Kowalski: Fine. *smiles a bit* It might be fun.
Me: Oh YES! I got Kowalski to get snow-cones with me! Have any of toi other fangirls? I don't think so. In your faces!
Kowalski: *gives me weird look*
Me: *blushes*
Kowalski: What was THAT all about?
Me: *blushes more* It's nothing.

Even Private admitts it:

Kowalski is a handsome devil.

Tressa: Hello, sir!
Skipper: Who are you?
Tresa: I am Rico's sister, Tressa. Nice to meet you, sir.
Skipper: *surprised* Rico's sister!
Tressa: I know this is so... strange. Can I ask toi a question, sir?
Skipper: Sure.
Tressa: Can I rejoindre the team?
Skipper: What?!
Tressa: I know toi have already soldiers toi need, but I think I will be great soldier! I have commando skills, and super-hearing!
Skipper: Super hearing?
Tressa: I can hear every noise in New-York.
Skipper: Welcome to our team, Tressa! Now, please try to hear Marlene's habitat.
Tressa: Who is Marlene?

I'd say…

Me: Heyo Penguinos!
Skipper: Who ARE you? Kowalski hook her up to the lie detector!
(lie detector)
Me: Oh come on! I'm just a kid!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Do I need to point out everything for you?
Skipper:…are toi a spy?
Me: Hi.
Skipper: Okay honestly now what is she doing?
Kowalski: toi never a dit hi and she wants toi to be polite.
Me: She has a name…oh right. Just call me Rainshadow and a spy for who? The Devil?
Kowalski: There's no such thing as the Devil.
Me: Who are you? Sheldon Cooper? That was sarcasm! Besides, if there was a Devil he's be the one off Reaper. Look, I'm your biggest fan. Possibly. If I could get the word hi I might actually SAY SOMETHING!
Skipper: You've got anger issues right? You're mental?
Me:…well actually that hasn't been clarified…


I know, it was long answer, but if toi look at the first sentence that's the sentence I've been practicing all these years in case they were real. I feel so ashamed…