House Article: Why did the chicken traverser, croix the road? House md style XDDD

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Why did the chicken traverser, croix the road? House md style XDDD

posted by huddyislove

so, guys... While I'm weeping here, tear stained from the STUPID spoilers (and I'm NOT watching the season premiere!!!!)
I decided to post this article on here, cause I had it in my bureau for a while XDDDDD
so, hope toi enjoy it XD

Why did the chicken traverser, croix the road?

House: The chicken crossed the road because it had some weird illness it got while being shipped from Bahamas to US and it messed up it's brain.
Of course, maybe the chicken didn't traverser, croix the road, maybe I just hallucinated that.

Cuddy: The chicken crossed the road because House didn't want to do his clinic duty and it had to take care of the little baby chicken at home, and it couldn't stop him from doing so ou terrorize him cause the chicken had hots for House...
And the chicken is
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!!

Chase: The chicken crossed the road cause they were giving free Pantene samples on the other side of the road.

Foreman: Ok, the chicken crossed the road. I get it. Can we get back to the patient?

13: The chicken didn't traverser, croix the road. It stayed in between cause it couldn't decide which side it preferred

Taub: Because it saw its l’amour mate on the other side. The l’amour like that should fly free

Wilson: I don't know why chicken crossed the road. I can't be a psychiatrist for everyone!!!
Why does everyone wants an answer from me???

Cameron: The chicken crossed the road cause it was a nice thing to do

Rachel: Gugugaga (cause it's yellow)

Lord Duckington the 8. : *_* (God damn, that chicken is hot!)

Vogler: Was the chicken having sex with Dr. House? But it did, once, right?

Tritter: The chicken crossed the road? I need to arrest it!!!

Hector: Woof (The chicken? Where? Where? Lemme have it!! Lemme at it!!)

Houseaholic: The chicken crossed the road cause it wanted to kill himself because it couldn't stand the damn spoilers anymore!!!

A Huddy: The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to protest against rive *brings the saw*

A Hameron shipper: Because Cameron got married *cries

Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6!

David Shore: The chicken crossed the road because I made it traverser, croix the road

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road cause I made out with Hugh

Hugh: Clarify

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road because I made out with Hugh on camera

So, thanks for reading
*cries plus cause of the spoilers*

Jessicatt, sidle-brennan and 21 others like this

InesHameron LOL

LuciLiz That was funny.. xD

Irene3691 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HuddyBrave Made me feel better about all of the fuckin spoliers! lOL SO FUNNY!!!! If you think of more then you better write them this is so funny!

x5mp1xp1nx22x OMG THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL! my favorite: Lord Duckington the 8. : *_* (God damn, that chicken is hot!) props for you!

oldmovie LOL LOL OH man I haven't giggled like that in such a long time! I think my favourite part was the Vogler and the Lisa and Hugh bit.

jexus1 LOL xD

huddysmacked Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6! David Shore: The chicken crossed the road because I made it cross the road Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road cause I made out with Hugh Hugh: Clarify Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road because I made out with Hugh on camera OMG Hilly I cracked up soooo LOUD after this XDDDDD Pure genious also gotta love Foreman's, Chase's and Rachel's and Vogler's XDDD OMG Hilly made me laugh sooo hard...

made_of_awesome LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but i'm never reading another spoiler again.

JustHuddy XDDDD I love this so much! Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6! Tritter: The chicken crossed the road? I need to arrest it!!!

cheery_blossom BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you for making my day

ApplePie1890 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!! AWESOME HILLY ! TOTALLY AWESOME !!! I JUST ADDED THIS TO MY FAVORITES !! WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPITALS ??? MAYBE BECAUSE WE'LL SEE THE CHICKEN IN 2 DAYZZZZZ !!

sidle-brennan LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! you're a genius! great article! The Tritter and DS ones are AWESOME!!!

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Cameron is not in l’amour with Chase

posted by rose2

"The Itch" Promotional Photo

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Title: Used
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson FS, House/Cuddy FS, eventual Wilson/OFC, possible House/Cuddy
Warnings: graphic violence and non-con, sexual content, mild language
Summary: House experiences the most traumatic ordeal of his life. Will he be able to survive? Will his Friends be able to help him?

Chapter Two
An Ugly Truth

"House? House! Come on, now, buddy, stay with me here, okay? House!"

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The American Dream
July 24th, 2028

There are two types of people in the world: Those who see the world as the mire of despair that it is and those who see it as they think it should be, perfect and full of love. Lisa Cuddy, sometimes known as Cuddy, was one of those hopeless optimists, disillusioned into thinking that if she tried hard enough she could make the world a better place. She was not naïve; she was well aware that...