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The Titanclad warship, it is very simply said. First toi may ask, what is a Titanclad warship? Well, to sum it all up, it's the most unsinkable, indestructable superweapon of the high seas. Generally, these ships are small, at least less than the size of a football field, pretty small for a "Powerful warship" right? We'll get to why it's small in a minute, but for now, let's just browse through the 4 types of Titanclad warship.

Class 4500B gauge hull slicer: These Titanclads are the most common, and make up 65% of the Antarctic manchot, pingouin Navy fleet, they are the small ones and are so for several reasons. First of all, the ships are made of 4 6-inch layers of Titanium hull, (Hence the name Titanclads) which means that a single square yard of the hull weighs 470.57 pounds, which means if toi make a very large one, it will sink. Secondly, it will have to support two large laser pistolets that can blow a wide hole into the hull of an enemy ship, plus grappling pistolets to shoot grappling hooks at other ships to board them, and minor cannons with torpedoes. That means it will be top-heavy and likely to bend in half if it becomes any larger. Lastly, the ships need to déplacer fast, not clumsily, to avoid gunfire.

Class 470-HJ12K Flag ships: These are the largest group of Titanclad warships, they get to be larger than a football stadium, attaining sizes longer than the Eiffel tower is tall. They serve as flag ships, since they are too heavy to hold the grappling hook pistolets and extra provisions, the ships have to carry only the two laser pistolets and the minor cannons. They make up 15% of the APN's ships and skid across the waves rather sluggishly, at speeds of 5 miles per hour, they have one advantage though, being bigger, they don't rock in the waves as much, so less seasickness on board, new military Privates and Cadets need to rank up to Liutenant, as well as overcome seasickness, to command a Class 470-HJ12K. Antarctica's main ship: The Pride of Pacifica is a Class 470-HJ12K. This is the envy of the British, American, and Australian Navies, and the thing Obama is begging Emperor of Antarctica, Richard Dodgeson Walter, to import blueprints of these ships to the U.S. He still declines Obama's begs.

Class CS140 Rammers: These are another group of Titanclad warships, they make up another 15% of the APN's Navy, and are the fastest ships of the APN. Zipping at speeds of 84 miles per heure on a fair weather day, they build up enough force to do the thing they're good at: Ramming. They are characterized par a large spiky prow at the Bow of the ship, which will bore several incisions in an enemy ship's hull, plus than enough to sink it. They have disadvantages as well, first off, the prow usually collapses and takes a good deal of the hull with it at occassions when the ship hasn't been maintained for only 2 days, second, the ship's prow causes plus problems, plus weight on front, the ship will sink bow-first in the water, so the prow can't be too big. Finally, the strain put in the stern of the ship from the prow can sometimes lead to the ship bursting in half and sinking, which is why they are a minority.

Class 955-HR46 scorpion ship: These are the oddest of the Titanclad warship, like the hull slicer class, these ships have the same hull, shape, and color as a hull slicer, but the key differences are there. First off, the 955 has only one laser gun, secondly it has no smokestack, instead a grill-like opening on the sides release the smoke, and the most intriguing feature, a large, bladed, serrated, pole, that can bend back like a scorpion and lunge out, impaling another ship, and they have greedy engines that burn 940.74 gallons of biodiesel to run for only 10 minutes. In combat, the Scorpions would first cercle an enemy ship, slowly getting closer and closer, when it gets in during range, it bombards the enemy a few times and stops, then when close enough, it will unleash it's scorpion stinger-like mechanical arm and impale the other ship's hull, sinking it instantly.
The scene was finally set for Damion's plot, everyone was asleep, and he had finally achieved the proper timing. This is where he could take the chance. The saucer landed not too far from the camp, in a wide depression so deep, that only the saucer's observatoire dome could be seen at most angles. It was hidden well enough that it could only be found from an aerial angle. Damion then stepped out, headed down the rows of tents, then went uphill. He knew where Jett slept, his camera robots had watched over them all long enough to realize where all the people in the camp slept. He walked past more...
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Regular immigration came by, most came from the Martian colony, since they thought a plus modernized Earth was better suited for their livelihoods, there was, however, one sharp contrast to the usual immigration. Everything was closed ou delayed. This was a dark time, indeed it was. Dr. Damion received so many supporters in the span of three months, that when he returned the rains (he created a weather ring to stop storm clouds from forming), they were plus loyal to him as ever, no longer did he need to hide his lab now, everyone knew him, but as Sanders, not Doctor Ignatious Damion Keller....
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Private was sitting in his home, watching the view of the rue below from his seconde story balcony, he then got up and headed to his kitchen. The pâtes, pâtes alimentaires was ready. He then pulled out a strainer, then set it into the sink, he then poured all the contents of the boiling pot into the strainer, the water drained out, but the Farfalle pâtes, pâtes alimentaires stayed in. Farfalle was Private's favori type of pasta, being that it looked like little bowties to him. He then poured the drained pâtes, pâtes alimentaires back into the pot, then added his special sauce, everyone knew he had tomate paste, beefstock, and olive oil in the sauce,...
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"Come on, Tiana!" Mya said,"We don't want to be in a traffic jam!"

"Okay, okay! Let me just get my purse!" I a dit while looking in my drawer.

After we reached the shopping mall, there was a huge sale on bags & shoes! We both scream "AHHH!"

As we get as much clothes as we wanted. Mya saw a store which had a sale on DBZ outfits for boys & girls!

Hey, Tia! Mya said, "Wanna get a drink?" Mya asked.

"Sure!" I replied.

We went to a smoothie shop, and we ordered a fraise smoothie.

"Wanna go some plus shopping?" Mya asked.

"Maybe later." I replied.

After we finished drinking, we went outside for a little walk.

"Isn't it amazing outside?" I asked.

"Yes, your right, Tiana! It is amazing!"

After that we went swimming. It was like a hotel with shopping malls! Then we realized it was a hotel! So we decided to stay in the hotel for 2 weeks.

To be continued...
"We won Doctor, it's time to agree to the terms of our bargain," a dit Lilly, tending to Hannah's infected foot with antibiotics. "Yes Damion, agree to our terms, and no funny business," a dit Private. "No funny business, but I a dit I MIGHT let toi do so, ou I might just have toi all vaporized," a dit Dr. Damion. He pulled out a laser gun and set it to "Molecular Disintegration". "One shot will make one of toi break up into the millions of atoms toi are all made up of," a dit Dr. Damion, smiling. "I knew it, you'd do funny business like this!! It's so like your scumy, cold heart," a dit Hannah....
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This has nothing to do with my other article Back to Madagascar. I just thought of this story and i thought it would be funny. Enjoy!! :)
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Lexii knocked on the open door that led into Kowalski's lab. Kowalski looked up from his work bench and motioned for Lexii to come in. "Yes, Skipper told me toi wanted to see me."said Lexii. Kowalski nodded
Skipper, Rico, and Private were going to "investigate" the snowcone machine. They had left Kowalski here to finish his invention.
Lexii stepped towards Kowalski and tried to see...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
 "Juuuust looking through some files..."
"Juuuust looking through some files..."
Chapter 1: Memories of a Dream that was Never Heard

"Hey Lilly, what time are we going to sleep?" asked Icicle. She sat up on her little cinderblock lit beside the window. Outside the window was the whole view of their training course. For some particular reason, it has never been
covered in snow, despite the fact that it's located in Antartica.

"You can go to sleep now, Icicle," she told her, and went back to her papers. "I'll go to lit soon. Juuuust gotta look at these files."

Curious, Icicle stood up from her lit and took a glance at the so-called files. But when she saw them, they were just...
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Dr. Damion threw Private off his lap with such rage that it smashed Private against the oposite wall. "WHO IS THIS?! JOHNSTON?!" asked Dr. Damion in his dark refuge, cloaking his looks. "This would be that male manchot, pingouin the computer said!!" a dit Johnston agreeably. "Oh, how much of a lovely surprise is this, my territory he seeks. Indeed so, dear boy?" asked Dr. Damion. "I seek no territory, uh, Doctor sir, I just wanted shelter here...." stuttered Private nervously. Johnston gave Private a dirty look and was about to coup de poing him when Dr. Damion stopped him. "No Johnston, we shouldn't treat people...
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posted by DrBlowhole1
I got my memory back thanks to my minions and I'm also back at my lair. How wonderful, not really because I Lost again. And this Lost wasn't like any other, it was much, much worse! No plus games I shall play. The penguins Kowalski, Rico, Private, and the worst annoying one of them all, Skipper. The leader and my most reached foe that keeps getting in my way of world domination. They just went to far this time! They will pay, I'm serious. Weather it be with eternity of servitude when I rule ou there lives completely destroyed par my own flippers.  Either way, I shall never fail again. Failure...
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posted by starslight101
Chapter 1: Surprises
Skipper yawned and took a drink of his poisson coffee. The lemurs turned their boom box up way too loud for Skipper's liking. The musique was still on. Skipper was confused. All night was too long to dance, even for the lemurs.
"Kowalski!" Nothing.
"Kowalski?" Skipper yelled. Skipper slid over to the lemurs habitat. Spooky background musique came on. Skipper decided to investigate. He found the boom box with a note taped to it.
"Say goodbye to your BFF (Julien) and team. Mwahahahaha!"
"Blowhole!"
"Skipper! Help!" Private's voice pierced through the wind. Skipper turned around. A ginormous truck was behind Skipper! There were cages in it that were filled with Skipper's and the lemurs! Skipper tried to save them, but a ninja pinned him to the ground! The truck drove away.
[1st Verse]
Girl, Close Your Eyes
Let That Rhythm Get Into You
Don't Try To Fight It
There Ain't Nothin' That toi Can Do
Relax Your Mind
Lay Back And Groove With Mine
You Got To Feel That Heat
And We Can Ride The Boogie
Share That Beat Of Love

[Chorus]
I Wanna Rock With toi (All Night)
Dance toi Into jour (Sunlight)
I Wanna Rock With toi (All Night)
We're Gonna Rock The Night Away

[2nd Verse]
Out On The Floor
There Ain't Nobody There But Us
Girl, When toi Dance
There's A Magic That Must Be Love
Just Take It Slow
'Cause We Got So Far To Go
When toi Feel That Heat
And We're Gonna Ride The Boogie
Share That Beat Of Love...
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posted by PenguinTDWT
So, Rico got his voice back. they are now teenagers, just 2 years older than the current one. Skipper is permanatly replaced par Ben. Band named changed from "The manchot, pingouin Four" to "The Penguins". Here is the ages:
Kowalski: 17
Rico: 16
Ben: 15
Private: 14

Chorus:
Ben, Kowalski and Rico:
Enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself with me

Enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself
Private:
Enjoy yourself with me

You better enjoy yourself
You better enjoy yourself

You sittin over there
Starin into his face
While people are dancin'
Dancin all over the place

You shouldnt worry about things toi can't control
Come on girl while...
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posted by DrBlowhole1
(This may be stupid, I don't write stories much)
"Red? Dave? Rhonda? Any body? Hello?" I looked around curiously but seen nothing but darkness. Hearing only the sounds of myself echoing throught the small room and the splashing of the water as I moved around trying to figure out were I was. Slowly moving my flippers accrose mur to mur trying to find something but only felt smooth concrete. "What on earth is going on here?!" I started to yell loudly getting frustrated which began to turn into panic when a bright light flashed above forcing me to covering my face with my flippers. "W-what i-is this?"
"Hello, Dr.Blowhole." A mysterious voice a dit out of no where when removing my flippers from my face to look around once plus seeing this time that I was completely trapped.
"Uhm, h-hello? Who are you? W-where am I?" I a dit back to the voice which just replied with a not so pleasant laughter.
posted by Jhoman12
*Skipper And the Penguins Heard that Thier Was a New manchot, pingouin Coming to the Zoo so they went To see who it was.They Saw a Create And Rico Opened it*
"hmm Looks Like we got A new Penguin" Private Said
*Jhordan Got Out Out The Create And Saw 4 Penguins*
"Hi There I'm Jhordan...*Takes Off Shades* Jhordan the Penguin" Jhordan Introduced
"Hi There Jhordan I'm Private" He a dit to me
"Hi Private" Jhordan the manchot, pingouin Said
"Umm who are they?" Jhordan said
*Skipper, Rico, And Kowaski Looked At Jhordan To see What's Didferent About Him*
"Guys what's your Name?" Jhordan Said
"I'm Kowaski" Kowaski said
"I'm Skipper...
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Chapter 3: Adventure and a pair of sun glasses

Araisel finaly made it to HQ. She did a flip and landed feet first in HQ. Skipper and Kowalski looked over at her. " Soildger, " Skipper said. " What are toi doing here at this hour....And what happend to your hair? " Araisel walked over to Kowalski. " Not now Skipper. This is a dier situation. Kowalski we need your options. Skipper your leader ship. Rico your sicopath, and Private....Well we could your cuteness. " Skipper looked confused. " What is it compondra? " He asked. " Someone in trouble? " Private and Rico walked into HQ talking. Rico...
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OK then...I'm gonna do the samething Hanah did...Post some facts about My OC...Well here

Fullname: Puar destini Kelson
Hometown: Ginger Town
Parent(s): Mom: Jessica; Dad:????
BFF: Golda
Age: 14


favorite color: Aquamarine
likes to colect: Paintings par famous artists
favorite candy: MILKY WAAAAYZ!!!
Fear: Leprecauchs..O.< Ghosts, DBZ people, curly fries, etc. XD

Random Quotes


1. " Ok have fun! "

2. " Oh my! "

3. " Oh no! "

4. " Well if the egg fits, Lay it! "

5. " Oh yeah well my life is plus cause IIIII know who to beat toi TO HELL!!!! "

AND MOSTED USED!!! * drum roll *

TOP QUOTE!!!!:
" What could possibly...
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Chapter 3: 1, 2, Yamcha-cha
" Ok, " Krillin a dit staring at the one with the flame thrower. " Thats not creepy at all.... " He walked in keeping his eye on Rico.

Master Roshi and Bulma were inside also. Bulma was carrying Pu'ar to a cat basket and setting her down slowly. Master roshi was doing the usual. Looking at women's magazines...The worst thing a martal arts teacher should do. Mya put Kowalski suivant to Bulma. " Kowalski toi can help Bulma fix the scouter, Is that alright Bulma? " Mya asked.

" sure, " Bulma said. " First he has to take a test....What is 450yx stand for in light years with...
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posted by Amberpet
This is the last part when they finish off 17.

" Ok I will Mya, " Choatsu a dit closing his eyes. He locked it on to only 17's energy. " I did it!!! Mya looked at choatsu's energy ball.

back down at the battlefield Lilly and Hannah were fighting 17 Hannah dodged alot and Lilly ran to dodge.

" What is I don't hit him, " Choatsu said. " toi a dit the world would be destroyed!!! Lilly has plus flick of the risk and hannah determins how many feet ou miles in this case to do.

" The key is to concentrate, " Mya said. " Keep your eyes on the battlefield to survive. "

17 had Lilly backed up in a corner....
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    Hello,lads!! Another story to fulfil. But true story this time. This story is from my port folio. Well, I often hide that aleas port folio. So, lots of things toi will discover about me and my secrets.Warning: If toi have a cœur, coeur disease, don't read this. There are suprises here that toi don't know before. So... Enjoy, troops!!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Skipper's port folio
Chapter 1
By Skipper the penguin

    Aaah, morning at last. My team in the HQ is still sleeping exept me, Mordecai and Rigby. We are talking about something. We talk about Rigby's...
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(Okay, why is my chapters part 1 and 2? because I'm to lazy to make it all in one thing ;P)
I felt a slap on my face "Soldier! ou should I even call toi my own soldier? toi savage!"
I peeked an eye open. I was cold and I was lay against bars. I was in a room of tubes, liquids...No.. I started to kick and scream in my cell "NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!"
Skipper pulled his flipper out of the cage quickly. "What do toi mean,again?"

Kowalski hurried and waddled over and showed some charts "Skipper. This is confusing."
Skipper flipped through the charts "And toi expect me to figure this? Pull yourself together!...
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