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The Titanclad warship, it is very simply said. First toi may ask, what is a Titanclad warship? Well, to sum it all up, it's the most unsinkable, indestructable superweapon of the high seas. Generally, these ships are small, at least less than the size of a football field, pretty small for a "Powerful warship" right? We'll get to why it's small in a minute, but for now, let's just browse through the 4 types of Titanclad warship.

Class 4500B gauge hull slicer: These Titanclads are the most common, and make up 65% of the Antarctic manchot, pingouin Navy fleet, they are the small ones and are so for several reasons. First of all, the ships are made of 4 6-inch layers of Titanium hull, (Hence the name Titanclads) which means that a single square yard of the hull weighs 470.57 pounds, which means if toi make a very large one, it will sink. Secondly, it will have to support two large laser pistolets that can blow a wide hole into the hull of an enemy ship, plus grappling pistolets to shoot grappling hooks at other ships to board them, and minor cannons with torpedoes. That means it will be top-heavy and likely to bend in half if it becomes any larger. Lastly, the ships need to déplacer fast, not clumsily, to avoid gunfire.

Class 470-HJ12K Flag ships: These are the largest group of Titanclad warships, they get to be larger than a football stadium, attaining sizes longer than the Eiffel tower is tall. They serve as flag ships, since they are too heavy to hold the grappling hook pistolets and extra provisions, the ships have to carry only the two laser pistolets and the minor cannons. They make up 15% of the APN's ships and skid across the waves rather sluggishly, at speeds of 5 miles per hour, they have one advantage though, being bigger, they don't rock in the waves as much, so less seasickness on board, new military Privates and Cadets need to rank up to Liutenant, as well as overcome seasickness, to command a Class 470-HJ12K. Antarctica's main ship: The Pride of Pacifica is a Class 470-HJ12K. This is the envy of the British, American, and Australian Navies, and the thing Obama is begging Emperor of Antarctica, Richard Dodgeson Walter, to import blueprints of these ships to the U.S. He still declines Obama's begs.

Class CS140 Rammers: These are another group of Titanclad warships, they make up another 15% of the APN's Navy, and are the fastest ships of the APN. Zipping at speeds of 84 miles per heure on a fair weather day, they build up enough force to do the thing they're good at: Ramming. They are characterized par a large spiky prow at the Bow of the ship, which will bore several incisions in an enemy ship's hull, plus than enough to sink it. They have disadvantages as well, first off, the prow usually collapses and takes a good deal of the hull with it at occassions when the ship hasn't been maintained for only 2 days, second, the ship's prow causes plus problems, plus weight on front, the ship will sink bow-first in the water, so the prow can't be too big. Finally, the strain put in the stern of the ship from the prow can sometimes lead to the ship bursting in half and sinking, which is why they are a minority.

Class 955-HR46 scorpion ship: These are the oddest of the Titanclad warship, like the hull slicer class, these ships have the same hull, shape, and color as a hull slicer, but the key differences are there. First off, the 955 has only one laser gun, secondly it has no smokestack, instead a grill-like opening on the sides release the smoke, and the most intriguing feature, a large, bladed, serrated, pole, that can bend back like a scorpion and lunge out, impaling another ship, and they have greedy engines that burn 940.74 gallons of biodiesel to run for only 10 minutes. In combat, the Scorpions would first cercle an enemy ship, slowly getting closer and closer, when it gets in during range, it bombards the enemy a few times and stops, then when close enough, it will unleash it's scorpion stinger-like mechanical arm and impale the other ship's hull, sinking it instantly.
posted by PenguinTDWT
OK. So here are the ages:
Kowalski: 23
Rico: 22
Skipper: 21
Private: 20

After Private says "Don't blame it on the.." then the other penguins say "boogie/sunshine/moonlight" at the same time.
Also, after Private says a line, and then - appears, they say "sunshine/moonlight/goodtimes/boogie" also.

Private:
My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no loving
And that's no lie

We spent the night in Frisco
At every kind of disco
From that night I kissed
Our l’amour goodbye

CHORUS:
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

Don't...
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posted by OfficialPrivate
Forgive me if this is a bad story...I have read, watched and reacted the amazing tale of Romeo and Juliet many times, but mostly par mysef though. This will be a spin-off version of Romeo and Juliet using some of my many friends. :)

Here we go.....

Kowalski, Rico and myslef were sleeping uptop tonight. I guess gosip got around that someone was fighting with someone and the fight was happening as I speak inside the Hq. I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. I tryed my best, but just laid there confused. About 2 hours passed and I couldn't stand just laying there antmore so...Bravely I walk inside....
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Source: Base par Jessy. :P
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Source: Me.
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Source: Drawing:Me,Rina!! OC:Tressa-PoM
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Source: Me. :3
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Source: Drawing: Me, Oc: CC
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Skipper: relax Rico is around here somewhere

Kowalski: found him!

Skipper: where?

Kowalski: over there on that block of ice

Private: hes sleeping

Kowalski: plus like knocked out

Skipper: lets go check it out

(the guys swim to the ice block)

Skipper: ok but what about Rico?

Kowalski: he'll be fine (checking rico out for injurys)

Private: we're lost!

Skipper: Kowalski try find the map in Rico's belly

Kowalski: what!? I'm not putting my flipper in his belly!

Skipper: fine I'll do it *pushes on Rico's belly*

Rico: *spits out a map*

Skipper: that was easy as cutting pie

Private: where are we then?

Kowalski:...
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"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," a dit Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter Arrow drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, ou kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons ou so," a dit Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...
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Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it plus like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," a dit Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...
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Source: Me. :3
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Source: Hannah(Me) and Richard (Idea)
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Source: Me And Mya
posted by 67Dodge
"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can toi believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, ou just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope toi realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The...
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posted by 67Dodge
"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two minutes afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female manchot, pingouin wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!"...
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