This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* salut asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: toi know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered par it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of livres to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are toi two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith montrer on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* salut sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I a dit no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No toi ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be Friends with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! toi two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured par the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
toi think?! People are gonna get mad at me if toi keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: toi know what cidre fort, applejack told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really a dit that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She a dit toi made a commentaire about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after écriture this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad toi think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad toi do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We l’amour each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up toi pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the an is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first rendez-vous amoureux, date with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches cidre fort, applejack s’embrasser Rarity in horror* Jésus CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* salut asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: toi know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered par it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of livres to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are toi two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith montrer on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* salut sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I a dit no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No toi ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be Friends with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! toi two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured par the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
toi think?! People are gonna get mad at me if toi keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: toi know what cidre fort, applejack told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really a dit that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She a dit toi made a commentaire about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after écriture this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad toi think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad toi do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We l’amour each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up toi pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the an is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first rendez-vous amoureux, date with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches cidre fort, applejack s’embrasser Rarity in horror* Jésus CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Why dose everyone hate Advanced Warfare?
I can never stop playing the story.
My brother as well.
We both agree it's the BEST call of duty game so far.
Though I enjoy the black ops series a lot plus than he dose.
Mostly because of Frank Woods.
Whom I doubt will be in the third.
In fact I don't know WHERE their going with the third.
But I have a sense that it involves a NEW story and new set of characters..
I don't have a lot of hope for it.
But yet, it's on my christmas liste anyway.
The thing about CoD.
It doesn't seem to matter how dumb the plot is.
There's always the sense of "everything is overdramatic".
So it keeps me entertained..
I can never stop playing the story.
My brother as well.
We both agree it's the BEST call of duty game so far.
Though I enjoy the black ops series a lot plus than he dose.
Mostly because of Frank Woods.
Whom I doubt will be in the third.
In fact I don't know WHERE their going with the third.
But I have a sense that it involves a NEW story and new set of characters..
I don't have a lot of hope for it.
But yet, it's on my christmas liste anyway.
The thing about CoD.
It doesn't seem to matter how dumb the plot is.
There's always the sense of "everything is overdramatic".
So it keeps me entertained..
Frank Woods
