Anderson: Please support the official release, toi protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favori cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favori cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. toi know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: toi do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
Ten miles from Ponyville, par the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09 Barry from SeanTheHedgehog Ditto from Canada24 Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15 Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog Joe from SeanTheHedgehog Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel Lexi from Sonicexeluv Orion from Alinah_09 Saten Twist from Canada24 Snowflake from Alinah_09...
#1: THE POKEMON STORY: WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He a dit it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking montrer it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?
The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the haut, retour au début of the list. The things that...
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fan fiction including any copying, reproduction ou performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fan fiction.
#2: Mason: Woods, toi look like hammered shit! Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!
#3: Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) toi do that again! I'll kill you!
#4: Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
#1: Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as toi are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2: Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!? Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach. Hines: Is that what toi THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because toi decided to start standing in open territory!
#3: Hines: STOP IT! ou I WILL SET toi ON FIRE!!
#4: Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5: Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham par Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Londres city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, toi would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character toi would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
#1: Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas. Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood. Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2: Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o. [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship] Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3: Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers! Elliot Salem: I mean...
#1: "I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded par a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All toi have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a favori character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
Our story begins when the young mare arc en ciel Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rose mare.
RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.
PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! toi made it!
#1: Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like? Girl: What’s what like? Ice: toi know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know? Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!
#2: Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS l’amour YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN toi DO THIS TO ME!!!
#3: Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister. Jenny: Ben I know those people. Jon: PROOFF!!!
#4: Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls) Debbie: We're... Macie: Just leaving:...