This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* salut asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: toi know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered par it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of livres to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are toi two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith montrer on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* salut sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I a dit no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No toi ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be Friends with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! toi two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured par the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
toi think?! People are gonna get mad at me if toi keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: toi know what cidre fort, applejack told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really a dit that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She a dit toi made a commentaire about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after écriture this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad toi think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad toi do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We l’amour each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up toi pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the an is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first rendez-vous amoureux, date with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches cidre fort, applejack s’embrasser Rarity in horror* Jésus CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* salut asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: toi know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered par it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of livres to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are toi two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith montrer on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* salut sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I a dit no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No toi ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be Friends with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! toi two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured par the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
toi think?! People are gonna get mad at me if toi keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: toi know what cidre fort, applejack told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really a dit that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She a dit toi made a commentaire about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after écriture this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad toi think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad toi do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We l’amour each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up toi pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the an is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first rendez-vous amoureux, date with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches cidre fort, applejack s’embrasser Rarity in horror* Jésus CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Let's be honest EVERYONE knows about this dude.
Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my fan pop friends) toi know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab toi for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these films actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
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Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my fan pop friends) toi know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab toi for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these films actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool requin movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Chair de poule EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps ou something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool requin movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Chair de poule EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps ou something.. That face image fucked me up..
