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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, toi protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favori cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favori cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. toi know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: toi do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He a dit it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking montrer it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the haut, retour au début of the list. The things that...
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posted by Canada24
CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he Lost his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive par the undead. Unable to cope, he placed poupées on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) toi CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, toi look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) toi do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as toi are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what toi THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because toi decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! ou I WILL SET toi ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just Lost in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't toi make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jésus fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best citations of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. toi might the only guy I know, to be half eaten par wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid ou toi get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're plus ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave toi all I had....
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, par the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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#1:
“(being attacked par Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) toi PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, toi shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding toi and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when toi REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than toi realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad ou as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and plus than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to montrer that children really do give plus of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did toi say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) toi had one fucking job and toi couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded par a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started écriture GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: toi know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS l’amour YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN toi DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay ou a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but toi might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider toi a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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#1: CATHY WESELUCK:
She plus often than not portrays a male character.
She gives off the cute yet sarcastic voice in shows like Kid VS Kat.
Awful show. Just awful.
But I just like hearing her, even though she was a minor character.
So when I realized it was her that voiced Spike. toi can all guess, it's what inspired me to watch plus than just the first episode. Otherwise I never would be here, after just seeing one episode. I hated every character, except Twilight, cause I do kinda like Tara Strong plus then I say I do. And Twilight was just so cute :).
Anyway. I looked up a clip of Near from...
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#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... ou I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here toi go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, toi can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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