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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.

Even now. My Friends and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..

Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.

But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends plus time hugging each other, than making me laugh.

Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."

Another "near laugh" is when David bêche meets his son.. Just thw way he bêche reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having couteau drawn on him.

Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved par the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).

Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it ou not. Tyler Lautner.

I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. ou if I was just really bored par this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.

Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. ou as my Friends and I call him.

"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"



He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his Youtube career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..

No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 minutes of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..

Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.

He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump rue appear to be "funny".

He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.

Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..

Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.

But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..


Four and half, out of ten.

Not bad.
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Les Griffin
Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored par a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized gant weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told toi if toi keep falling asleep, their gonna kick toi outta here"...
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This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even plus than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this chienne that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for plus "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, ou mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit plus intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation par sharks is of great importance to the...
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grand theft auto
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plus epic flights from Michael.
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The arm's dealer is an idiot.
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#1: CARNAGE:
Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?

Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.

As a child, he killed his grandmother par pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother par throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"

When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and...
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Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pâtes, pâtes alimentaires readings)..

Most of these things are important to know in some way ou another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that toi should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. ou even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. ou have Friends that don't try to kill us (literary).

At least that's how I see it..
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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although...
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toi can expect chapters faster than in Demons.. So.. toi know ....

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Johnny arrived at a bar, and found the man from the Willis's picture having a bière par himself.

"Are toi Buck?" Johnny asked him.

"Well it's not my birth name. But yes.. And toi are?" The man asked, with his strong Austrian accent.

"Johnny Klebitz.. I'm here for my friend Dash" Johnny told him.

"Dash?... Dash?... Dosen't ring a bell" Buck replied, getting up, and getting another beer.

"You bought her from Hoyt" Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck bought...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling one of them to some of the...
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#1: MARCUS MICHAEL FENIX:

"Feel that? That's from Dom, and everyone else toi killed, toi bitch!" Marcus to Myrrah, while stabbing her.



I only played Gears 3 and 4.. But I get the basics.. Stupid monsters wanting to kill humanity because the Myrah chienne hates us..

Marcus is voiced par John DiMaggio. The same John DiMaggio who voiced Jake from Adventure time, and Bender from Futurama, voices the angry, deep voice, cynical, Sgt Finx.
The man we been playing as, all the way till Gears of war 4.. Which, par the way, is AWESOME par the way.

Marcus Fenix is generally gruff and aggressive. He is a...
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#1:
PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, ou we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! toi HAD ONE JOB!!


#2:
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!


#3:
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after toi repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, toi find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.....
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#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH coup de poing - COMING DOWN:
The video, directed par Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played par Samantha Gill[2]) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played par Leland Montgomery[2]) walks out to a cuisine with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...
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#1: AVOID THE DEEP WEB:
The sight is mostly contained of drug deals and stuff.
Don't know ANYTHING about this "deep web" sight.
But the fact is, drug deals aren't the BAD things.
The bad things are illagal porn, OF FUCKIN CHILDREN!.
Murderers montrer off graphic pictures of their "art" on the victims. And ways for homicidal hackers to find your address..


#2; AVOID DRUGS:
Drugs ARE bad!
Our parents weren't fuckin exggerating..


#3: DON'T DELIVER pizza TO MYSTERIOUS CALLERS:
It never end wells..


#4: DON'T FUCK WITH ORJIA BOARDS:
It never ends well..


#5: NEVER LET STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOUSE:
It never...
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LIBERTY CITY HOSPITAL:

A doctor finished wrapping up Dash's wound.

"Dash.. I'm so sorry.. This is ALL my fault!" Roman a dit sadly.

"Hey.. I'm the one who shot Steve Erics, so it's on BOTH of us" Dash insisted.

"How the fuck did they even know it was you?" Gordon asked.

"Hell if I know" Dash admitted.

"It doesn't matter anyway.. We need to put an end to this.. Take them ALL out" Niko said.

"Shit.. If only Michael Keane was here.. He'd l’amour this shit" Gordon a dit sadly.

"Yeah.. Poor bastard.. If only I was nicer to him" Packie said, also sad from the memory.

"Guys.. This isn't the time.. If we're gonna...
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