So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.
Even now. My Friends and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..
Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.
But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends plus time hugging each other, than making me laugh.
Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."
Another "near laugh" is when David bêche meets his son.. Just thw way he bêche reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having couteau drawn on him.
Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved par the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).
Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it ou not. Tyler Lautner.
I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. ou if I was just really bored par this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.
Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. ou as my Friends and I call him.
"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"
He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his Youtube career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..
No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 minutes of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..
Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.
He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump rue appear to be "funny".
He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.
Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..
Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.
But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..
Four and half, out of ten.
Not bad.
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.
Even now. My Friends and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..
Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.
But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends plus time hugging each other, than making me laugh.
Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."
Another "near laugh" is when David bêche meets his son.. Just thw way he bêche reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having couteau drawn on him.
Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved par the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).
Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it ou not. Tyler Lautner.
I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. ou if I was just really bored par this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.
Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. ou as my Friends and I call him.
"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"
He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his Youtube career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..
No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 minutes of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..
Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.
He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump rue appear to be "funny".
He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.
Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..
Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.
But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..
Four and half, out of ten.
Not bad.
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a moustique bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before toi even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a moustique bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before toi even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
toi better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna coup de poing toi square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If toi don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
toi don't understand. toi don't understand because toi don't understand liberty. toi don't understand freedom. So toi put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! toi hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
toi tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him accueil par tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If toi have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
toi better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna coup de poing toi square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If toi don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
toi don't understand. toi don't understand because toi don't understand liberty. toi don't understand freedom. So toi put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! toi hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
toi tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him accueil par tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If toi have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE l’amour EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favori song par him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I l’amour how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE l’amour EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favori song par him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I l’amour how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this montrer a few plus times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?