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posted by 2468244

Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, toi want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game toi play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game toi can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that toi want it to be

Play the numbers one par one, feu the shot the damage is done
Restless amoureux pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When toi make the rules no one can slow toi down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...

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TABLOID JUNKIE

posted by E-Scope90

Speculate to break the one toi hate
Circulate the lie toi confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the suivant for toi to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
You say it’s not a sword
But with your pen toi torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And toi don’t have to read it, read it
And toi don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because toi read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody...

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Dairy of a mii (wii)

posted by ultimatefredde

I write this last words to reflect my existence. For someone to do something against this evil evil being who is called The Hand.

It's hard to explain my existence, especially since the beginning of it, because suddenly appeared. Do not ask me how, but appeared. The first time I opened my eyes they hurt. It was great light that dazzles me, light that sooner ou later I would get used to. I could not move. His feet were glued to a platform. I myself was stuck against a background invisible, as if it were in two dimensions. It was sheer torture, I had a terrible fear, but had not yet begun the...

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Perfect Eyesight

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every jour since his retirement 25 years ago. One jour he arrives accueil looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't toi take my brother with toi and give it one plus try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the suivant jour Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty balançoire, swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did toi see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being Lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a douche to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the douche feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew dîner was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for dîner too. She was...

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10 plus JOKES THAT WILL SURELY MAKE toi LAUGH

posted by poulamikundu

Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting suivant to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. toi oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give toi a nice siège in the first-class carriage — and a banana...

Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 1-Train: Drive By.

posted by deathding

(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, ou even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that toi talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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10 fun things to do when toi get bored

posted by shadow378

1: watch an animé series toi think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a L a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until toi get kicked out

8: be completely aléatoire to the people around you.

9:listen to artists toi hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy rive for no complete reason

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52 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER!!

posted by mercedes_xoxoxo

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as toi walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at toi for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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500 Ways to Annoy your Roommate

posted by Mallory101

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with bière and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. déplacer your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...

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Nick Reviews Special: The evil that is Video Brinquedo

posted by BlondLionEzel

salut this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...

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My Heroes: Part 5 (a truelox fanfic)

posted by canal

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx

~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason a dit hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason a dit letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

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How to Survive a Horror Movie

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether ou not toi are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* toi are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* toi are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* toi are, most likely, an idiot.
* toi have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minutes ou so. Memorize...

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30 Fun Things To Do While Driving

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the suivant car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The plus it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With toi XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have toi been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen toi someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this siège empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if toi sit down.

Man: Your place ou mine?
Woman: Both. toi go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do toi do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: salut baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do toi like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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The Stupidest and Most Randomest State Laws

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

The following dumb laws are, ou were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before toi go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if toi bail off and do something stupid ou try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

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Insulting words that are funny and their meanings

posted by KitkatKaysa

I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope toi enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please commentaire and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make plus lines.
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what kids say abour l’amour and marriage MDR

posted by karpach_13

l’amour and Marriage:

"If falling in l’amour is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where toi have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an Arrow ou something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how toi smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once...

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Ways to Annoy People in a Movie Theater

posted by dramaqueen00

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can toi fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling pop corn, maïs soufflé that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pop corn, maïs soufflé yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit suivant to toi because toi invisible...