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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. dragons say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. poisson say blub blub blub.

13. licornes say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by Jeffersonian
A teacher forwarded this liste of commentaires from test papers, essays, etc., soumis to science and health teachers par elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the cœur, coeur and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...
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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty ou santino marella. ou even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what toi heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a chemise over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...
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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in plus 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut herbe makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be plus suivant week.
posted by cheeeese
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay accueil from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way plus active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by pokemonyellow
Love is a mystery, but don’t worry, Sewlock Holmes is on the case!

Holmes remembers his first love…

“Crocheting is not a girly hobby!” a dit Holmes, defending himself against bullies, who were making fun of the crocheting pins and yarns that noodle out of his backpack when they hustled him on his way home.

Earlier that day, Holmes had excitedly packed the scarf he had made for Winnie. She was Holmes’ favori person in school. They had bonded together geekily (in Science class), when they were discussing protanopia, and Holmes found out that she was one of the rare girls who had the disease....
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
Today I had a really bad day, so Im just putting it in an article because it didn't fit on the wall.

:p jour was kinda bad. I was playing flag football. I tryed to grab one of a boys flags. He had a weird rope thing on his pants, and it skinned my finger pretty good.
Then my sister, who I TOLD that I had band today, that I had a huge saxaphone to carry on the bus, STILL brought her clarinette for me to bring accueil on the bus for her.
And I had a project that was due today, and I hadn't even star...ted yet, so I had to color all of my 11:45-12:30 study hall, still didn't finish, finished coloring right as the 3:18 cloche, bell rang during homeroom (I had band, so I couldn't do it during 2:00-3:00 study hall). My cousin was nice enough to take my bag, saxaphone, and my sisters clarinette out to the bus pickup/dropoff place while I literally sprinted to get my project to Mrs. Beauchene so I didn't get a 0 on my project.

Lovely day, wasn't it?
posted by shutyourface
well as toi probally know if toi like my article
i have not published anything in a very long time
and i was like sufing the web and i notice
"yoo idiot. toi have not updated in ages i mean all your fans are waiting for toi to post something really strange and random. and also toi have not metion sheeps ou bananas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

so i felt like saying:
"when i searched the web, and i saw fanpop,
i thought to myself ba-na-nas
ran-dom x4
viva la bananas
viva la sheep
viva la fanpop
what the random
so i phoned up my friend johnny, and i a dit to him, johnny :
who ever created aléatoire is amazing!"

thankyou, thankyou
if toi like my article i thank you
if toi would like to fan me your welcome and well thankyou
:3 (kitty face)
Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs plus publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this animé for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my Friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his manteau tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this loup senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse l’amour each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A seconde chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually Lost at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting toi to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something toi a dit and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that toi know plus than toi actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses conseil to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she a dit that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned par a east coast resident, which was posté on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank toi for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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posted by karpach_14
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 secondes AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The suivant morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her peignoir, robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in lit looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If toi die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What toi call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what toi call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope toi like them :)
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cabine for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I l’amour loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my orange la mûre, blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on plus than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn par the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on plus than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by xalexsakurax
one jour two normal girls were headed to class when they noticed something,no one was there just those two girls standind in the building called mary lyon,"ok,this is weird"said evelyn,"yeah really weird,ya think we should go maybe its still early"said jacqie "no its not we're right on time and we're not late either"said evelyn a little worried,"sooo...does that mean we can go home"said jacqie in a cheerful voice,"of course i dont want to be here i rather be in a plus exciting place,maybe in a place were we can battle and be 17 years old and have powers"evelyn said,"yeah that would be awesome...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: Just something aléatoire that happened about a an il y a that I felt like écriture down. Then again, pretty much everything I write is something aléatoire that I felt like écriture down. Anyway, enjoy!

My dad works as a computer designer/programmer/whatever. The important thing is, it has to do with computers. And whenever a new company hires him, they give him a new laptop to work on (he has about three working ones right now. Maybe four. I'm not sure.). Once upon a time, a long, long time il y a (about three years), my dad worked for some guys down in New York (we live in Nova Scotia, Canada) and,...
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