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I AM A VICTIM OF THE INNORCENT SUSPENSION! But this is how I'm talking to you!
So I went to use fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to forum posts ou commentaires on a computer.
Then I saw it. It a dit I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If toi would like your account saved I highly recommend toi keep it logged on somewhere. If toi can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
posted by fufe123
toi wanna know something that I know?
Well I don't care if toi don't so ima tell toi anyway!
To be honest with toi everything toi been told is a lie!
I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's true!
Here's a cookie?*holds out a cookie*
Anyway like I a dit its true everything toi been told is A LIE! *le gasp*
toi know how they told toi that animaux can't talk and how your imaginary friend isn't real? They lied to us!!
animaux can talk they always talking about nourriture and there day! While our Friends that no one can't see is trying to make us laugh that's why toi see so many people burst out in laughter so often.
Well that's all I had to share...
posted by lunafan0299
1.Tomato dodgeball
2.Watch a movie in the dark and flicker the on and off over and over.
3.Wach a scary movie in the dark & sneak up on people.
4.Tomato baseball.
5.Give your computer a makeover and see what your parents say.
6.Draw a face on your parents computer with permanent markers & c what they do.
7.Auction off your siblings ou younger family & your parents stuff & see what they do in your front yard.
8.Talk to strangers about aléatoire things.
9.Kiss a aléatoire person(opposite gender) & then break up dramatically.
10.Look up funny videos.
11.Kiss a frog & see if it turns into a prince.
12.Act like a dog when a stranger walks par you.
13.Write a story with people from different world(examples:sonic,mlp,skull girls,real people,ex)
14.Make articles like this.
15.Talk to people on the internet.
16.Play mlp games(even if toi hate it)
17.Say aléatoire stuff to your parents.
18.Have your own day.
19.Make a new day.
étoile, star Wars vs. étoile, star Trek
Chickens and Chicks
Virals par Kathy Reichs
Ranger`s Apprentice books
ITF, PuffyCheaks1 & Callie2899
Bucky Barnes (winter soldier)
Alaskan Malamute
Bloody Jack Adventures
Jedi Apprentice
Old Robin capuche, hotte Movies
Bluestar's Prophecy
Dr. Bruce Banner
Smokey and the Bandit
John Carter ( Movie 2012 )
Jurassic Park 3
X2: X-Men United
The Descendants of the Great Alpha Wolf
Angelica Teach & Jack Sparrow 4ever!
Eric Kirby
Larry Fine
Tales Of Rowan Hood
Avengers Fanfiction
Ranger's Apprentice Books
the great longneck migration
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours a jour - Ever hear of a Cat nap?

Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason

Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is

The éléphant is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two plus then me ou you, at least I hope so

The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool

The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night

Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an heure as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere

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posted by hetaliaitaly
He came into my life
when I was just a little boy
I was happy and young
And then he changed my world

One night I was in bed
And he came to say goodnight
except he took a little longer
before he turned out the light

He really hurt me that night
And I didn't know what to do
I thought it happened to most
well every little boy and girl

I lay in lit that night
Hurting inside and out
tears streaming down my face
I tried hard not to shout out

I put that tragic night
to the back of my head
playing games at school
there was nothing to be said

A an had passed along
and then it happened again
My mum was out at work
it was...
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This young boy kept from sight
crying into the middle of the night
he fears that others will sense the shame
but was this boy really too blame?
this little boy who was full of belief
could not from him seem to find relief
he feels so dirty with his clothes which are tore
when he is being flung on the bedroom floor
this broken child Lost his innocence at a very young age
through a trusted mans deliberate drunken rage
his little broken cœur, coeur was full of pain
through the rest of his life it would stain
people would see the bruises that lay upon his face
he wanted and longed for his special place
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
Being depressed
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
give meh da link
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the cœur, coeur one with suspenders
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
Oh XD Lol
do toi know anyone that has my style?
besides me //killed
i cant find them on...
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posted by Flutey_Girl96
Every male human spent the first six to eight weeks in the womb as a female, as the Y chromosome doesn't kick in until then. It is in this time period that breasts begin to develop, which is why men and boys have nipples (I think this may be the same for many mammals, such as dogs).

It took Leonardo da Vinci ten years to perfect Mona Lisa's lips. Also, using x-rays, it was discovered that there are three completely different versions under the Mona Lisa. Another one about this painting: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

There is no or in the Australian "gold" coin.

A cat has 32 muscles in each...
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, l’amour a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking cul, ass so happily
Supernova, bend toi over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking toi right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock toi outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when toi go against me,
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Taylor's POV:
The suivant night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If toi step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
posted by pollydbookworm
If toi have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, toi have $1.19. toi also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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Cabin for the Summer
Chapter 12: Minnie
By: moolah

(so, very sorry for the wait on this chapter…I will TRY to make it worth it!!)
I’ve been obsessed with Lexisfaith’s original stories, and I have decided I’m going to try and write stories like days of the week. I don’t have that many stories, but for now toi will get And I Care Why and these…so…hope u enjoy!!!

Dear Diary,
    I want to leave this place. Everything that could go wrong is. The only thing that makes it better is Gossip Girl TiVo’d on the flat screen in our room. I miss just hanging out on the beach...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Dear God,

I have a special offer for toi today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!

But wait!-

If toi bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, toi also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor par floor, and once toi find what toi are looking for, toi can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling toi what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation déplacer on to...
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posted by darina25
u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the haut, retour au début 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.

2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2

~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.
posted by invadercalliope
This is 100% true.
This all really did happen to me.

When i was little, me my mom and sister.
Live in this creepy blue house *it was big*
I wasn't scared because i was to young.
But I still remeber everything.
One of the weirdest things was when ever i went to
the back-yard i herd this creepy animal weird growl sound i did cry when i herd it and i was the only one in the family who herd it to.
Sometimes my sister mom and when my dad visted
carried me to the back yard teasing me. I was
crying and kicking.
Another one is my dreams they were so weird.
One dream i had was that i was on the dock and
my sister...
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posted by keEeEeToOo
The adventure began when Jenny sat suivant to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....
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raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp pomme strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
posted by karpach_13
Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A claque, smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em suivant time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale ou lager.

3. Valentine's jour would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if toi saw your shadow, you'd get the jour off to go drinking. Mother's jour too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy...
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