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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists ou pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. par the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by brooki
Do toi ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and toi cant go to sleep?

Do toi ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?

Do toi ever hate everything around you?

Do toi ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that toi end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?

Do toi ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?

sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
posted by patrisha727
More is coming.....

The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned pain was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it plus healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a aléatoire diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was jouer la comédie wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my Friends all jour long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he a dit nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He a dit it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way accueil I told...
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posted by Euri
~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!

Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

Scientist Two: What do toi mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their mises à jour waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!

Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the...
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posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a salade, laitue but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a salade, laitue but is not a salade, laitue and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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posted by TheDirector
I don't know who's going to read this, but I'm going to write it anyway...

I've noticed that there are a lot of questions pertaining to the subject of popularity, well-known users, and admiration on this club... Some people find it harmless. Others don't care. But a lot of people do and this article is for those who feel like they're not important. toi know who toi are.
All I have to say is... toi are just as important as everyone else on this club. The person with 1 fan is just as important as the person with 1,789 fans. They're just numbers. A lot of toi need to realize that fanpop is just...
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Are there even true friendship until now?
par Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives toi happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he ou she will never turn his ou her back on you...... ou betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on toi and stick its self to greed.

toi cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
toi can never again.

He/she will leave toi disappointed and let toi down.

Why should toi look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When toi have God with his l’amour all wrapped around you.
posted by PartyOrange
1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on ou off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to montrer the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of toi just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand...
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posted by itchygum
I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... commentaire on this article if it made u laugh... fan this article if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and fan me if I made toi laugh
posted by pure-angel
    Time and l’espace are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou l’amour life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while toi try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If toi want time, toi must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend toi take care of the minutes and...
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posted by Trainofdoom
Well this seems to be necessary for all those who were greatly appalled par the amount of Hetalia on the aléatoire spot.

We were just having a little fun. We meant no harm.
If toi watched Hetalia you'd understand. Us fangirls are CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZY.

So I'd like to apologize to all those who were, offended, injured, saddened, sickened, ou killed par our activities.

We are truly sorry.

Hasta la pâtes, pâtes alimentaires :D

We will be back.......

Hungary, out.
Beauty And Makeup Tips 2011 Get New Makeup Looks With Tricks & Tips par Experts From L'Oréal Paris

2.if toi have a certain style for makeup i will try to liste as many as i can but if i dont have yours i am sorry.

3.Natural: For eyeshadow i reccomend or olive brown ou beige.For lips toi should use a light peachy ou coral color if not toi can wear your favori chapstick. For skin wash with a gentle exfoliate then add your concealer ou tinted moisturizer if toi dont have a tinted moisturizer than toi can make your own bye using a bit of powder preferably...
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Minuets after the ritual the door cloche, bell rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and plus but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the canapé Miki sat down suivant to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition ou not?" Edgar said...
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posted by jblover27
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired ou cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using toi to make someone jealous
8.if toi have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with toi if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Okay, I don't even like acting, but I joined anyways.
It started out well. We did a cheer, and got a tour. I was a bit sleepy but everything went well.
Audition jour was nerve-wracking, though. I don't even know what we auditioned for.
Classes were fun. I got to meet different people, and the teachers were nice. The ciriculum was good, and I got to do many different things.
I had 2 art classes (regular and mask making), 1 scene study, 1 playwriting, and 1 improv class. The regular art classes were easy, while the mask making, was a challenge, because I SUCK at clay. Playwriting was reasonable, but...
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posted by shutyourface
hello people of fanpop

i was thinking i like bananas and sheep's but
instead of écriture loads of different articles
i should just write a big story ou a diary about

now this is were i need you
i and stuck on ideas and is in desperate help
of well ideas!

please write your ideas and become a fan
of me and my article so toi can tell me your
réponses whenever

thankyou and
write a idea


posted by cassie-1-2-3
I thought I’d share with toi all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the films and leave me accueil all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. plus and plus were seeping through until the whole...
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posted by chocopockyninja
Hello, resintly in my neighbor capuche, hotte a dog was shot in the head par a police officer. This happend when the family left there chiens in the gradge, with the door open. The chiens tried to get into the house and when they finally did, it triggered the alarm system in the house automaticly notifying the police. When an officer got to the house, the gradge door was open. So he got his gun out thinking there was someone inside. Like a robber ou rapest ou something. When he approached the house, two chiens came out. One ran towards him barking. The officer, out of fright shot the dog. Not just in the paw...
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posted by LocalArtistist
So many people wonder how I do it. How I continue to live even after the worst has happened to me. But that is exactly what I do. I live.

My family has moved over and over in my life, they say it's due to my father's job, but he won't tell me what it is.and I know better. I can only gather certain a few clues they give away to try and piece together my past. You'd think I plus than anyone should know it, yet I haven't even started learning about it, at the moment all I know is. When I was a baby I got shot in a hostage situation. We moved. I met my best friend and her big brother. A few years...
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