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15 ways to annoy ou freak out your sister ou brother O.o

posted by anime123rox

1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister ou brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your musique really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a pain sandwich, "sandwich"

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat ou dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD

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Why rose Is The Most Badass Color

posted by deathding

So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! toi couldn't tell the difference between rose and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have toi ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why rose has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once toi venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...

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Stop The World

posted by nmdis

"Stop The World"

I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much plus that we could do
toi can't stop this girl from falling plus in l’amour with you
toi a dit 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...

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25 words that should be used as official slang

posted by gabriellel93

I'm bored so this article is aléatoire anyways...

1. Like- it makes toi seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- toi have to have plus words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane ou out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what toi call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, toi have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...

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toi Know You're From Wisconsin If...

posted by ppgcowgirl

1. toi can name plus types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean toi would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a seconde thought.

4. Everyone toi know listens to country musique like a seconde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people commentaire on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", toi know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...

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My haut, retour au début 10 animé couples!

posted by unohana

1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I l’amour this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I l’amour the way
ed told her " i will give toi half of my
life if toi give me half yours". Than
winry a dit "how about i give toi all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy ours on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some nourriture while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cuisine and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cuisine was when Tina got accueil she saw what the cuisine was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their accueil the Teddy ours was hiding in the cuisine cupboard as it chuckled...

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some things about guys

posted by chattycandy

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....

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Barbara Streisand par canard Sauce Lyrics

posted by myareid17

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2

A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice jour To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the herbe to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot plus fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long il y a me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and a dit "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years ou so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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MY TEACHER IS SO COOL

posted by jessicamc26

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plus stuff to do on boring days

posted by miniabby33

1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a canard
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents

commentaire tell your Friends then I will make plus spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I l’amour making these for toi so comment. All the commentaires I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm écriture all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns

Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by windwakerguy43

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of an again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And toi know what that means? That means it’s another an for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher films came out that decade. toi got Jason Vorhees,...

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes toi can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are toi doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: toi okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think toi were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED par A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

20 CINEMA SNOB citations

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist toi have to believe every quote Hawking ever a dit ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was a dit that...

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5 Foods If They Could Evolve Like Pokemon

posted by -Universe_COLA-

So xD Fuck it.

-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White pain is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown pain is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, montrer Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

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Arrow S1 tortue sandwich, "sandwich" (#4)

posted by TheMagicLoki

tortue sandwich, "sandwich" has returned! I mean, technically, I posté the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the tortue Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV montrer week, and since no TV montrer suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own favori show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)

The Youtube Stalker - A Creepypasta made par Slenderman777

posted by slenderman777

Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favori website is youtube. for some of toi who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's toi share videos, alot of people tend to mettre en ligne gaming vidéos ou musique ou vidéos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good Youtube channels like Seananners ou Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch aléatoire peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some aléatoire persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...