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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in an 8 yeah i a dit it an eight they act like deh 18 ou sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u Kiss ou snog Kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i l’amour toi i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 Kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang toi oh come tanière, den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Lost my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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Just copy it, supprimer my responses and add your own. Post the results in the commentaires if toi like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten aléatoire Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to dîner at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
You need to stay at a friend's house for...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Eight heure lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are toi a really bad singer, ou a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, toi shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, toi be allowed to touch the Londres broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time toi eat ou drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


Hey! This article was too short so I have to write this sentence.
posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell toi all these: What dates & Why toi don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's jour
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday ou the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, toi know how if toi see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why toi ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would toi want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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User: I didn't know toi could play Twister all par yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know toi could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: toi spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he ou she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that toi can see that toi di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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RULES AND TIPS OF THE aléatoire SPOT
by Me_Iz_Here

•    You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. toi don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
•    You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
•    If toi troll, toi die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But toi WILL get yelled at for trolling.
•    You must know the difference between...
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posted by wolfgirl985
1. Grab your spoon and put nourriture on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water ou soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every table, tableau and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When toi take a drink of your water ou soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When toi got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives toi a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if toi have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy ours and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and a dit it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy ours the sales man gave the girls the Teddy ours for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy ours evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy ours ontop of the book case...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda ours costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug...
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posted by flippy_fan210
 foamy
foamy
It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice jour of ranting.” he a dit as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around toi a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and a dit sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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It's best if toi say your opinion

Xbox 360 ou ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight ou Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do toi think of Justin Beiber? ou One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo ou Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should animaux have rights? (yep)

Halo ou COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook ou twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

étoile, star wars ou trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press aléatoire numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by invadercalliope
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One jour in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: toi B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI feu breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! feu BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Londres tipton: *raped*
THE END!
posted by warriorcats02
Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to Google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended par this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol....
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys l’amour Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they Kiss toi ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though toi both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have donné us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We l’amour to be held, talked too but if toi press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Rebelle generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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1.When someone remembers the things toi say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text toi see is from the person toi l’amour <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your jour turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows toi better than toi know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...
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u should say to his family & friends:























































































































































-sorry for your lost.





























































































































































-i hope it was helpful :P


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