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posted by Renesmee_XD
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out par the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is plus recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."

4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs par them are "Coffee boutique Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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posted by sassikassi
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When toi actually choose names, make sure it's people toi actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead ou you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers toi want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite s/e/x. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like Friends ou family....) in...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
1. chewed chewing gum under your table, tableau must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If toi lick your sweat toi can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen toi in da douche no JOKE

4. people be sick on toi all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct toi one jour and steal your brain will live on a farm sorry but toi see dat guy behind u he is going to kill toi

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. toi cany dance ou sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for toi salut sexi
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests toi could try

1: Ask really stupid questions like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so toi can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them toi know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask toi for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as toi can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that toi know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This article is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank toi so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if toi have nothing good ou nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If toi had a cœur, coeur toi would keep your commentaires to yourselves,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on animaux only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use par trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either par falling...
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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if toi are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems toi were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if toi would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them toi are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them toi have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand toi your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my liste of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six ou something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her films lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.

Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.

User: So you're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. So am I.

Cleverbot: And what do toi play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do toi know israel?

User: Do toi like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for Friends who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: pomme not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot toi don't know how to spell.

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If toi could see inside my heart
Then toi will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep toi hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the feu we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she a dit yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first rendez-vous amoureux, date and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written par me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...
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posted by Wendy99

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and toi shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The seconde is gobbling down the haut, retour au début and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the haut, retour au début of the ice cream....
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posted by Hi-Lo
I dont think of this as a poem its plus like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them déplacer the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black Suits – Avocats sur Mesure and i thought to myself in that moment i never a dit hello never waved ou smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i a dit to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain toi understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help toi concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, toi can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help toi concentrate. If your friend shows toi his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by PftFan99
Once I was lire online... It a dit that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza boutique like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
posted by samuraibond005
I hate facebook, I hate that game they call 'fart', I hate how my dad had to drag me out to play it, I hate his lack of understanding the fact that I do in fact like talking to my Friends online and that I have a reason for it, I hate ignorance, I hate people that have to have their own way, I have being shoved into a corner, I hate my math class, I hate having to walk to school in the cold, I hate the idiots at school, I hate closed minded people, I hate society and I hate the government. But above all I hate a lack of morals. Why cant people just be like they used to, stick to a code of honor?...
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posted by amethyst_14
EVERYTHING seemed slower, ou maybe i was just too fast. Funny, i wasn't even moving. It must have already started, the feeling is all too familiar, the mixed emotions; sadness, desperation, rage, and pain. I could feel myself getting warmer par the second, the blood racing through my veins, and the adrenaline mixing along with it. Every mois it's the same, for five days, every full moon.
It's a good thing I got away from humans before it had started, I wouldn't want to be responsible for a mourning family, ou an unexplained massacre of one. I was away, far away from any ridiculously fragile...
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A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot plus than toi can believe!! XD MDR jk commentaires reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'


A world where only toi can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make toi feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
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posted by itachifan1
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posted by milorox18
"Friends forever‚" toi promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ toi were par my side.
When I was scared‚ toi felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ toi were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ toi were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful musique reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...
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