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posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while toi sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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posted by milorox18
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But toi sir, When you're born you're PINK, When toi grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When toi go in the sun toi turn RED, When you're cold toi turn BLUE, And when toi die toi turn PURPLE. And toi have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 plus breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my haut, retour au début 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is accueil to a bioluminescent plage (a plage that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
haut, retour au début selling albums in 1980s
The haut, retour au début selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed par Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album Queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the an 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand l’amour Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 Madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do toi want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do toi l’amour me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have toi ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are toi even asking?
Girl - will toi Kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will toi hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are toi crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am écriture what I see people generally do when toi stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of toi do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your musique even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them par lire manga, texting, ou stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
posted by michaelspicer
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men ou Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a aléatoire button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells toi to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy ours with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it plus than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half plus than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps cœur, coeur is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An olive arbre can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by karolinak1999
I'm saying this speech on he 4th of September 2013(unless the teacher forgets ou something like that) I am aginst 2 boys....my chances are okay...


"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to learn Irish, but we took some time off that to choose a new class leader.

For starters I would like to compliment my fellow rivals Atrio and Liam, for their good effort - Liam toi even prepared a speech, very impressive

Now..I realise the privelage to have the honour torepresent your class, however I am confident that I will be a great candidate.

I'm taking part in this not only to add...
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posted by GDragon612
1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what toi want.
7) Look at the person sitting suivant to toi until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting par an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the mur to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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posted by animelol
HI! Here are some aléatoire facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My favori animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not feu (sorry fire)...
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You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

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You: toi HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT toi DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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posted by deathding
MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what musique is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I l’amour so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about musique that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a papillon de nuit to a flame!

Because fact is, musique is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on haut, retour au début of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an article of it since I seem to be making the same commentaire over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an article to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my commentaire on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this fan club either).
Overrated...
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posted by PartyOrange
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal par conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what toi think."

7. Claim that toi must always wear a bicycle casque as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by grayza_love07
These are the haut, retour au début 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as toi scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] fleurs ou other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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Go sledding.

#Have a snowball fight.

#Give a present.

#Receive a present.

#Watch A Christmas Story.

#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).

#Build a snowman.

#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.

#Build a bonfire.

#Read a classic novel.

#Take five naps in one day.

#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.

#Build a fort with blankets and canapé pillows.

#Go caroling.

#Learn about a holiday toi haven’t celebrated.

#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.

#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.

#Spend plus time sleeping in one jour than awake.

#Volunteer.

#Call someone toi haven’t talked to in a while.

#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.

#Wear a bad holiday sweater.

#Host a party.

#Join the countdown to the New Year.

#Make dîner for someone toi care about — whether toi can cook ou not.
E-mails, text messages, voicemails- toi name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with Friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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