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posted by FanFun1010

ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...

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The Problems With Twilight

posted by IloveDxC

Bella is predictable.
Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning ou sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED par Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If vampires never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide,...

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X & Zero

posted by tokidoki123

Once Upon a time-Blood was being shed in the demon
Kingdom. There was an important war being fought,
And Devils and anges were At war. The most Important demon,Was Being assasinated. Tied up,Being burnt in the Cellar,Was Hex-He was the most evil Devil ever. 10023 Years old,and looks like a 12-year old boy. A Red eye gleaming in the eye of his enemies. anges Were kind-hearted creatures,And Killed him still. Little did Hex know, He was being reincarnated as a saint on earth...7 Years later-Hex awoke in a deserted field. "What in hell...?" a dit Hex As he stood on his trembling legs. He looked...

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hair beauty : girls

posted by darina25

u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the haut, retour au début 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.

2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2

~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.

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RICH vs. POOR

posted by juicyjossy9

A photo I took of a farm that produces érable syrup…

A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…

Published par Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal
___________________________________

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my email boîte mail recently, and upon lire it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...

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Schoolstuck: chapter two

posted by canal

Dave x John

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are toi okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She a dit a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime toi can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a liste about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something toi should...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!

posted by Mel4ever

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So toi have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! salut girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did toi know s’embrasser is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soupe actually makes toi feel better. 94% of boys would l’amour it if toi sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your haut, retour au début lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult toi when they like you! 89% of guys want toi to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolat will make toi feel better! Most...

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the ABC's of ex-lovers

posted by karpach_13

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something ou someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd l’amour to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

The Nut House Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious

It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.

Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: You...

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How To Indentify An Idiot?

posted by TVD_rocks

From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange jus, jus de box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If toi gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to lit to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - jour 24: Rogue Warrior

posted by windwakerguy43

So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” ou “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published par Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. toi people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just toi wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography par actually named Richard “Dick”...

Funny people being serious

posted by Canada24

1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while lire book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...

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The Story of My nom d’utilisateur

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Okay, this article sucks, 'cause I suck at writing, and you're gonna hate it and tell me so. Just saying. Anyway, I just felt like doing this, so there. Don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah, and I wrote this before I actually wrote the article, so don't blame me if it turns out crappier than I thought. It's not my fault. Well, okay, it is, since I wrote it, but who cares. like I a dit before, don't like, don't read. And wow, this is turning out to be a very long Authors Note...

Okay, so (if toi hadn't noticed it already) my user name is My8thUsername. Well, technically...

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Mysterious l’amour chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few heure I fell asleep and woke up par the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a chemise that had some sort of titre on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are toi doing here aren't toi supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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x

posted by aimikazeee

[4:13:04 PM] melody: This was it. My boyfriend Harry Styles was about to come accueil after three months on tour. I spent the whole entire jour cleaning the house and cooking just for his arrival. I even bought some lingerie at Victoria Secret, I usually don’t wear it because I see no point in it but I knew how much Harry loved it on me.

Throughout the whole jour he would send me text messages both naughty and nice ones. I wore my peignoir, robe on haut, retour au début of the lingerie and just the thought of him coming accueil and seeing me then just take me into the bedroom and fuck me all night.

My thoughts were interrupted...

The Cops Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

The cercle comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed par the name, WindWakerGuy430

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me plus booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention...

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Girls night out

posted by karpach_14

Two women Friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking accueil they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone ou something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe...

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salade is Evil

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Before toi ask, no, this isn't my story. I just heard is somewhere. A LONG time ago. Please don't sue me if this is yours! *Sobs* I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!!!

Once upon a time there was a man. I don't know his name. Lets call him George. So...George isn't fat, he's just...a little over-weight. Just a little. And he doesn't like it. Not one bit. So he tries dieting. It doesn't work. He can't help it, he just can't go for over three days without going to MacDonalds. He does this for a couple months, starting diets and ditching them when he gets too hungry. Finally, he gets so fed up with this...

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O Salad!

posted by booklover27

This is dedicated to my salade that I was supposed to have on January 12, 2011

O salad, delicious salad

where have I been?

I got Lost with the chips and cookies

but at last we meet again.

O salad, delicious salad

you ask that I not go

but the other foods call

the meat, the wheat, as well as the cookie dough.

O salad, delicious salad

how long will I stay?

For a while, I hope.

I will try to visit once a day.

O salad, dear salad

from a seedling toi grew

and now with your ranch dressing

I must bid toi adeu

For Lunch time arrives

and my tummy rumbles

before you

my will crumbles.

O salad, dear salad

we shall meet...