These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to toi as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If toi are the phone company, I already sent the money. If toi are my parents, please send money. If toi are my financial aid institution, toi didn't lend me enough money. If toi are my friends, toi owe me money. If toi are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now toi say something.
5. Hi, I'm not accueil right now, but my answering machine is, so toi can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If toi leave a message, I'll call toi soon. If toi leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, toi are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows ou a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait par your phone until I call toi back.
13. If toi are a burglar, then we're probably at accueil cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't accueil and it's sûr, sans danger to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, toi have the right to remain silent. Everything toi say will be recorded and will be used par us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to toi as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If toi are the phone company, I already sent the money. If toi are my parents, please send money. If toi are my financial aid institution, toi didn't lend me enough money. If toi are my friends, toi owe me money. If toi are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now toi say something.
5. Hi, I'm not accueil right now, but my answering machine is, so toi can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If toi leave a message, I'll call toi soon. If toi leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, toi are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows ou a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait par your phone until I call toi back.
13. If toi are a burglar, then we're probably at accueil cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't accueil and it's sûr, sans danger to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, toi have the right to remain silent. Everything toi say will be recorded and will be used par us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
I HOPE toi ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
toi can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
toi can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These citations are citations with differnt meanings of furet ou just the animal.
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I l’amour you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I l’amour you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and toi don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do toi use these emotions ou others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See plus emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. ou be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat nourriture that can make toi sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda ou crush
4) gety near load stuff ou equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late heure
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rue orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make toi hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what toi did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat nourriture that can make toi sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda ou crush
4) gety near load stuff ou equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late heure
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rue orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make toi hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what toi did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
