These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to toi as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If toi are the phone company, I already sent the money. If toi are my parents, please send money. If toi are my financial aid institution, toi didn't lend me enough money. If toi are my friends, toi owe me money. If toi are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now toi say something.
5. Hi, I'm not accueil right now, but my answering machine is, so toi can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If toi leave a message, I'll call toi soon. If toi leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, toi are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows ou a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait par your phone until I call toi back.
13. If toi are a burglar, then we're probably at accueil cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't accueil and it's sûr, sans danger to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, toi have the right to remain silent. Everything toi say will be recorded and will be used par us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to toi as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If toi are the phone company, I already sent the money. If toi are my parents, please send money. If toi are my financial aid institution, toi didn't lend me enough money. If toi are my friends, toi owe me money. If toi are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now toi say something.
5. Hi, I'm not accueil right now, but my answering machine is, so toi can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If toi leave a message, I'll call toi soon. If toi leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, toi are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows ou a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait par your phone until I call toi back.
13. If toi are a burglar, then we're probably at accueil cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't accueil and it's sûr, sans danger to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, toi have the right to remain silent. Everything toi say will be recorded and will be used par us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minute then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Friends ou anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one jour he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they a dit goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The suivant jour Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset ou lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one jour he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they a dit goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The suivant jour Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset ou lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my mot de passe for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the commentaires and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being a dit i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my mot de passe so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if toi see some retarded post made par me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if toi don't believe me then find your choice.
that being a dit i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my mot de passe so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if toi see some retarded post made par me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if toi don't believe me then find your choice.
