But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
I actually started écriture this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!
Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any plus of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!
I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't toi say so?!
Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't toi think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't toi think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here toi think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
toi want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!
Usin' your hands, toi don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!
Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all jour long!
Where nourriture is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!
What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat dessert out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!
And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, l’amour to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!
To entertain you, I leave posté some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.
This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.
17. Noble Maiden Far-Merida
16. I'm Wishing-Snow White
15. I wonder-Aurora
14. When will my life Began?-Rapunzel
13. Almost there-Tiana
12. Someday my prince will come-Snow White
11. So this is love-Cinderella
10. Cinderella-Cinderella
9. A dream is a wish your cœur, coeur makes-Cinderella
8. Reflection-Mulan
7. Just around a riverbend-Pocahontas
6. Coluors of the wind-Pocahontas
5. How far i'll go-Moana
4. Belle-Belle
3. Something new there-Belle
2. Part of your world-Ariel
1. A whole new world-Jasmine
16. I'm Wishing-Snow White
15. I wonder-Aurora
14. When will my life Began?-Rapunzel
13. Almost there-Tiana
12. Someday my prince will come-Snow White
11. So this is love-Cinderella
10. Cinderella-Cinderella
9. A dream is a wish your cœur, coeur makes-Cinderella
8. Reflection-Mulan
7. Just around a riverbend-Pocahontas
6. Coluors of the wind-Pocahontas
5. How far i'll go-Moana
4. Belle-Belle
3. Something new there-Belle
2. Part of your world-Ariel
1. A whole new world-Jasmine
12. Mulan wardrobe
I don't like her wardrobe, it's to plain and dark
11. Merida wardrobe
I like only her blue dress
10. Moana wardrobe
It's not very ugly but it look like strange
9. Pocahontas wardrobe
She's got only one outfit but I like it
8. Tiana wardrobe
I like few outfits but rest of them aren't my favorite
7. Snow White wardrobe
I hate her rags but her princess dress is very pretty
6. Ariell wardrobe
I like only bra, peasant dress and sparkling dress
5. jasmin wardrobe
I don't like her rags and purple dress but rest outfits are amazing
4. Cendrillon wardrobe
I don't like only hand-made dress
3. Rapunzel wardrobe
It's pretty and it's in my favori color but I like two suivant more
2. Belle wardrobe
I like all dresses
1. Aurora wardrobe
I think her dresses are amazing and couleurs are stunning
I don't like her wardrobe, it's to plain and dark
11. Merida wardrobe
I like only her blue dress
10. Moana wardrobe
It's not very ugly but it look like strange
9. Pocahontas wardrobe
She's got only one outfit but I like it
8. Tiana wardrobe
I like few outfits but rest of them aren't my favorite
7. Snow White wardrobe
I hate her rags but her princess dress is very pretty
6. Ariell wardrobe
I like only bra, peasant dress and sparkling dress
5. jasmin wardrobe
I don't like her rags and purple dress but rest outfits are amazing
4. Cendrillon wardrobe
I don't like only hand-made dress
3. Rapunzel wardrobe
It's pretty and it's in my favori color but I like two suivant more
2. Belle wardrobe
I like all dresses
1. Aurora wardrobe
I think her dresses are amazing and couleurs are stunning
12. Mulan wardrobe
12. Snow White
I don't really like Snow White, she was a little bit childlish and boring.
11. Aurora
She's so low because she didn't do anything interesting and we see her on screen only 18 minutes.
10. Tiana
She is good character, but a little bit too serious
9. Merida
She was interesting and funny, but I like suivant eight more
8. Mulan
I like Mulan because she's very realistic, but I don't like her pessimism
7. Cinderella
She is my favori ,,classic" princess, she's interesting and dreaming.
I like her third movie ,,Twist in time" most
6. Pocahontas
I really like Pocahontas, she's very interesting and funny
5. Moana
I like Moana because she's adventurous and loves water
4. Ariel
She's great character, especially in TV series
3. Rapunzel
My favori ,,modern" princess, she's funny, dreaming and clever
2. Jasmine
She's rebellious, and I l’amour her quote ,, I'm not a prize to be won"
1. Belle
She's clever, dreaming about adventure and a little bit sarcastic
I don't really like Snow White, she was a little bit childlish and boring.
11. Aurora
She's so low because she didn't do anything interesting and we see her on screen only 18 minutes.
10. Tiana
She is good character, but a little bit too serious
9. Merida
She was interesting and funny, but I like suivant eight more
8. Mulan
I like Mulan because she's very realistic, but I don't like her pessimism
7. Cinderella
She is my favori ,,classic" princess, she's interesting and dreaming.
I like her third movie ,,Twist in time" most
6. Pocahontas
I really like Pocahontas, she's very interesting and funny
5. Moana
I like Moana because she's adventurous and loves water
4. Ariel
She's great character, especially in TV series
3. Rapunzel
My favori ,,modern" princess, she's funny, dreaming and clever
2. Jasmine
She's rebellious, and I l’amour her quote ,, I'm not a prize to be won"
1. Belle
She's clever, dreaming about adventure and a little bit sarcastic
Who is the girliest of them all?
Who is the most beautiful Disney heroine ever drawn according to fanpop princess fans? Let's find out, shall we? This liste does not necessarily reflect my own personal opinion but instead shows the results according to approximately forty voters per round. We'll work our way to the haut, retour au début starting at number fifteen...
Kida is about eighty eight hundred years old but doesn't look a jour over 22.
15. Poor Kida. Her film was considered second-rate Disney par most and her looks don't get much appreciation either. To her credit, Kida is one of the most unique princesses in appearance and personality....
