But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
I actually started écriture this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!
Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any plus of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!
I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't toi say so?!
Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't toi think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't toi think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here toi think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
toi want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!
Usin' your hands, toi don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!
Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all jour long!
Where nourriture is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!
What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat dessert out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!
And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, l’amour to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!
To entertain you, I leave posté some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.
This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.
The Current Princesses
Here are the results of the Princess of the mois Hairstyles Countdown!
This is originally a BelleAnastasia's idea, she started to make countdowns for princesses' songs, hairstyles and outfits each month. She made the other articles with results only with images, so I continued her tradition, because personally I think it's not bad.
I'm really glad she let me do Aurora's countdowns, I hope toi enjoy my pictures!
Share your opinion if toi agree ou disagree with something.
This is originally a BelleAnastasia's idea, she started to make countdowns for princesses' songs, hairstyles and outfits each month. She made the other articles with results only with images, so I continued her tradition, because personally I think it's not bad.
I'm really glad she let me do Aurora's countdowns, I hope toi enjoy my pictures!
Share your opinion if toi agree ou disagree with something.
"She looks like a very bad homecoming queen" - princecatcher93
"This does not suit her at all. Maybe without the tiara it would" - Flutey_Girl96
"Aurora looks lovely with the blue hairband" - LibelluleBleu
"Her gorgeous hair shouldn't be all covered up." - dimitri_
"The purple capuche, hotte is great!" - dclairmont
"I l’amour plus if she wears something in her hair." - tiffany88
"Tiara must win" - Lisia
"The black hairband is so lovely in her hair!" - rhythmicmagic
The faces you've probably been making throughout my entire countdown...
I was in the mood to do another countdown, so I came up with a Disney Heroine one. This was about the Heroine (Protagonists, Deuteragonists, Tritagonists) who would fit in with the Disney Princesses (and the franchise the most), so here are the results.
These are the factors that were counted in the results:
By any factor, I mean:
-How successful the movie is
-If she is a Princess
- If she is populaire
- If she is personally like some of the Princesses
- Is she too young ou old
10. Nani (Lilo and Stitch)
She was definitely the obvious choice to be the first eliminated, and for many reasons....
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These are the factors that were counted in the results:
By any factor, I mean:
-How successful the movie is
-If she is a Princess
- If she is populaire
- If she is personally like some of the Princesses
- Is she too young ou old
10. Nani (Lilo and Stitch)
She was definitely the obvious choice to be the first eliminated, and for many reasons....
