Princesses Disney Article: Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

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Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

posted by Straggy

But Daddy - just one plus cream-coated yoghurt raisin, raisin sec sponge cake... PLEASE?

But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?

This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our camelote, indésirable and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started écriture this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!

Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any plus of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!

I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't toi say so?!

Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't toi think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't toi think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here toi think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
toi want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.

I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!

Usin' your hands, toi don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!

Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all jour long!
Where nourriture is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!

What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat dessert out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!

And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, l’amour to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!

To entertain you, I leave posté some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.

This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.

Chatleen, Candy77019 and 4 others like this

cromulanfav Lol. If you are interested, there are princeslullaby's and KataraLover's parody too

Straggy Yeah, I've read them.

madisonsavanna [i]Up where they eat nothing but crap all day long![/i] That was awesome! :D LMAO @cromulanfav Kataralover's wasn't a parody, it was like a version thing. But princesslullaby's sure was a parody! :D

TigerRanma Clever. Made me a bit hungry. XP Nice drawings.

VGfan30 Bahahahahaha, That was so funny. I loved it.

fhghu How is this funny?

firegirl1515 ^^I was about to say the same thing.

princesslullaby LOL, I laughed. on the inside. :D Thanks for advertisting mine, others!

DreamyGal Funny!

Straggy It wasn't supposed to be funny. I only started writing it because it was third period and I was anxious for lunch because I was STARVING. It entertained my school friends so I went for it.

madisonsavanna ^^ Lol, this article did make me kind of hungry :D

NaughtyBeauty OMG its amazing:The girl whos bigger than...everything

is67 thats disgusting!!!!!

Candy77019 ROFL!!! XD

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My MOST favori Heroic 3D Animated Disney Princesses

posted by NinjagoStone118

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Here is an article I wrote expressing my opinions on the 3D animated Disney Princesses and how they are in their featured films of Tangled, Brave, Frozen, and Moana. Since Raya and the Last Dragon is coming out on Saturday, I'll try to do an article on her too to see if she's another one of our favori badass heroines? ou just a damsel in distress waiting to be saved. But anyway, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?

5. Rapunzel

When I was little and the first trailer for Raiponce was advertising montrer another badass heroine who can fight and somewhat heal people's wounds and injuries with...

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Meet The Disney Princess fans 2020

posted by cruella

by: cruella

Hello Disney Princess Fans!

First let me apologize for being so bit late getting the article up this time, and explain what happened. Along with the business of the holiday season there was a family emergency. In mid-January my Dad came down with Covid-19 and had to be hospitalized for over a week. Fortunately he's back accueil and doing better now. But as toi can imagine I didn't feel much like writing, nor did I have the time while that was going on.

Anyway, before we get started let me give toi a brief run down of the Meet the DP fans articles, in case toi happen to new to the club and/or unfamiliar...

PrincessAyeka12's Google Translate Explains DP Personalities: Part 2

posted by PrincessAyeka12

A an il y a I played around with Google translate a lot and made a few hilarious articles about it. Google Translate meets the Disney Princesses style. This article is Part 2 of Google Translate Explains Princess Personalities. The first article below features: Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle and Jasmine.

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This article features: Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida and Moana.

I copy and pasted the information from Disney Wikipedia.

Pocahontas

Pocahontas is displayed as a noble, free-spirited, and highly spiritual young woman. She expresses wisdom beyond her years and offers...

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POTM: Why we l’amour Tiana

posted by BB2010

I l’amour how hardworking she is and I l’amour how she doesn't take shiz from ANYONE, not even from a prince. -BB2010

Her determination. And I would l’amour to taste one of her dishes. -Swanpride

Probably just her perseverance. -wavesurf

Probably that she's allowed to have both a warm doting side as well as a take-no-crap one. It's a nice mixture. I also l’amour that her whole reason for working so hard is to fulfill James' dream of owning a restaurant. She is truly a family girl and has a lot of l’amour for her parents, and her loyalty to her dad is so touching. -AudreyFreak

I l’amour how she is very hard working...

Rewatching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

posted by LMH5113

Hey, guys! Happy beginning of Autumn! Anyway, a few weeks ago, I decided that I would maybe think about rewatching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs for the first time in nearly five years. After thinking about it a little plus thought, I decided, why not ALL the Disney movies? Okay, not all of them because with online school, play practice, reading, baking, and cooking, I probably don't have time for that. But for those of toi who are wondering what films I was thinking of watching ou rewatching and écriture about on Fanpop, here they are (I might put in liens to the articles once I finish them):...

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Pocahontas

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Pocahontas

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My favori Dp liste

posted by magicworld_88

Very first article i m écriture here toi may have see me post some votes on the section. i wanted here to share on the club my favori Disney princess liste :) english is not my native language i hope i m not gonna makes too much errors.

14- Merida

I m not really a fan of her personality in her movie. There are definitely things that i find appealing with her she really does have a badass side , with her Arrow , but at the same time there are things about her personality less appealing. I can't say I dislike her ou hate her I m just neutral towards her and her movie. Also i m not gonna lied...

Belle/Rapunzel Chapter 1

posted by sweetie-buttons

Belle yelled in surprise as Phillipe bolted, causing her to go flying through the air and land unceremoniously on her back. She lay there, winded, trying to catch her breath.

She was about to call for Phillipe when she realised he had turned around and cantered away immediately after throwing her off. She didn't know what had provoked such erratic behavior. She usually wasn't the one to ride him, but he was as friendly to her as to her father. He had always been a well-mannered horse. For him to behave in this manner showed there was something very wrong going on. Her father was in trouble.

She...

the Princess and the Frog - In with the New

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the Princess and the Frog - In with the New

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Raiponce - Gift

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the Little Mermaid - Buoy oh Buoy

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On the Ninth jour of Princess

posted by Swanpride

On the Ninth jour of Princess Walt Disney gave to me

Nine Ships are sailing

eight mice a-sewing
seven dwarves dancing
six sisters singing
five cursed friend

four braiding girls
three fairy spells
two lucky pals
and the wisdom of an old tree.

If toi ever want to establish a new international holiday, do it in September. I am serious, there are surprisingly few actual holidays in this mois - but a lot of really weird ones. I was kind of tempted to mark "Talk like a Pirate Day" in the calendar for that reason alone, but soon I had two hot contenders. One was Heritage jour which would have most likely...

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POTM - Why We l’amour Belle

posted by MaidofOrleans

Thank toi to everyone who participated in Princess of the Month! For November we celebrated Belle, so here's an article on why we adore her:

Belle is my favori princess, so I could wax eloquent concerning all the things I adore about her. In the interest of space, though, here is one thing I particularly l’amour about her: her sense of self-worth. I don't feel like this is often talked about, but it's really inspiring to see her embrace her interests even in the face of constant ostracization from the townspeople. Everyone thinks she's weird and whispers behind her back, but despite this she...