The truth is, writer's block comes in many different shapes and forms, not just the famous "I can't think of anything." Sometimes we feel like we cannot write anything good, ou sometimes we have so many ideas we can't decide what to write.

So for those who have the lesser known syndromes, I bid toi welcome.

Now, if toi have the “I can’t think of anything worth écriture about,” syndrome, you’re wrong.

I know how that sounds. Just stick with me.

toi may be thinking about the most worthless la-de-da in the world. Boy meets girl. They marry and have a child. Everyone’s a Mary Sue. I’m not telling toi to write it down. All I’m saying is to—please stick with me—spell it out.

You’ve already made your own characters—mary sueish ou not—so flip them over. What’s the exact opposite of a Mary Sue? Maybe toi now have a greasy, hillbilly couple living in a trailer park, arguing over which episode of South Park is better.

Sure, maybe toi don’t want to write about those nasty people. Or—keep sticking—maybe toi do. Write about them anyway, keeping a few Mary Sue characteristics. Because, hey, everyone has some sort of good quality. Then toi can slowly put your own characteristics into that greasy couple, making them completely yours, and then making up a wild story about how they get out of the trailer park and become kitten hoarders. I could care less, as long as you’re out of your writer’s block. Because, even if toi never finish that story, you’ve come up with a creative plot and characters to help toi get out of that cube. And that’s what this article is really about, getting unstuck.

I’m probably not going to help toi write a bestselling novel. (Although, if toi decide to write about the hillbillies, I’ll buy a copy.) It’s all about getting unstuck off you’re writer’s block.

Now toi know how to get your creative juices flowing, go write!!!