This fanfiction is a crossover between the Joker from the Dark Knight and Sweeney Todd. It has its own strand, and it is possible that there appear some new characters, ou not.
Batman is not supposed to, but maybe I will change my mind about that later.
The setting is England, London, in the 19th century - the Victorian Era.
But the most important part: this text is originally in german. I translated some of it into English, but most of it I didn't, so I fear toi have to use Google for this.
If toi request my translation, though, I might do it.
Sidenote: Because of the translation, some things might sound weird. ou I just made grammar mistakes. I say "sorry" for that in advance. And I'm open to any translation suggestions / corrections!
Prolog
Warum so ernst?
Wenn ich ein Tagebuch schriebe, wären meine Worte so rot wie das Sekret an der Klinge in meinen behandschuhten Händen.. haha.
Wie auch immer. Willst wohl wissen, was hier abläuft? Ich habe keinen Plan.
Zwei Männer, jeweils auf der Suche nach unterschiedlichen Dingen. Der eine nach Vergeltung, der andere nach... nun ja, was? Das weiß keiner.
Der bin ich. Nenne mich Mr. J, ihn Mr T.
Wir spielen ein Spiel, doch nur ich kenne die Regeln, kenne tanière, den Ausgang. Vielleicht spiele ich auch mit gezinkten Karten, wenn du mich nur lässt. Ich gebe dir die Möglichkeit der Entscheidung.
Lass mich nur. Ich weiß, was richtig ist.
Triff auf Sweeney Todd und The Prince of Crime.
Triff auf dich.
Willst du wissen, warum ich ein Messer benutze? Pistolen sind zu schnell.
Bang Bang!
Ups, siehst du?
~ Joker
Prologue
Why so serious?
If I would be écriture in a diary, my words were as red as the secretion on the blade of the couteau in my gloved hands... haha.
Whatever. Want to know what is going on here? I have no plan.
Two men, each one of them in chercher of different things. The one of vengeance, the other one of... well, what? Nobody knows.
That's me. Call me Mr J, him Mr T.
We play a game, but only I know the rules, know the outcome. Maybe I'm playing with marked cards, when toi just let me do it. I give toi the option of choice.
Just let me. I know what's right.
Encounter Sweeney Todd and The Prince of Crime.
Encounter you.
Wanna know why I use a knife? pistolets are too quick.
Bang Bang!
Oops, see?
~ Joker
“What do you want me to do… repent or something?”
Hi today i will tell toi haw to become a mermaid
Side effects:
-itchy legs
-drinking lots of water
-singing allot
Method:
Get into the douche take your shower.
near the end say this spell:
Mermaid magic come to me
I would like a tale not two feet beuaty be upon me poisson of all kinds let me see when im finished in the sea when im dry let my feet return to me SO MOTE IT BE
When toi say it make sure your wet
Then dry up
suivant time toi touch water close your eyes imagine toi being a mermaid and count to ten out loud then toi should fall over and open your eyes
FIND THE MAGIC TALE
WARNING
THIS MAY NOT WORK FOR toi
I DID NOT MAKE IT UP MY SELF
I GOT IT FROM Youtube
BUT IF IT WORKS TELL ME ILL TYPE IN plus SPELLS
THIS IS MY FIRST ONE
STAY TUNED
Side effects:
-itchy legs
-drinking lots of water
-singing allot
Method:
Get into the douche take your shower.
near the end say this spell:
Mermaid magic come to me
I would like a tale not two feet beuaty be upon me poisson of all kinds let me see when im finished in the sea when im dry let my feet return to me SO MOTE IT BE
When toi say it make sure your wet
Then dry up
suivant time toi touch water close your eyes imagine toi being a mermaid and count to ten out loud then toi should fall over and open your eyes
FIND THE MAGIC TALE
WARNING
THIS MAY NOT WORK FOR toi
I DID NOT MAKE IT UP MY SELF
I GOT IT FROM Youtube
BUT IF IT WORKS TELL ME ILL TYPE IN plus SPELLS
THIS IS MY FIRST ONE
STAY TUNED
