I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...

Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a plus edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, ou in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...

So, playing rue Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in rue Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted plus from rue Fighter II. And rue Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...

Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an article a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, ou plus rather, a liste of my haut, retour au début 100 favori games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...

Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. ou at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary ou spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...

Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....

Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: toi killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one minute without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...

Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 heure Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...

For those of toi wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that an had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested par Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re lire a review par me)
Undertale is a game created par Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...

~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....

Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he a dit "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...

toi died…. What else do toi want. toi just died… Okay, fine. toi then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, toi came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And toi said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And toi just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. toi got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated toi from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...

Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When toi been a "stripper" as long as I have toi know when toi met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out par jouer la comédie like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: par Morgan, hope toi never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...

Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, par setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...

Detective Smith: The Londres Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM Londres Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a haut, retour au début hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...

Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say seconde verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts jouer la comédie weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

Now, I l’amour Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, ou God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the suivant life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...

Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got toi out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't toi warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...

Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I l’amour Resident Evil. I l’amour them almost all of them. I l’amour the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with toi all the monsters...

toi know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a liste of the haut, retour au début ten best. So, the rules for this liste are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that a dit and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...