Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make toi just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the haut, retour au début ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin



#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, ou will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… toi know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...

Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will toi stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, toi better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No toi won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see toi again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, toi creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag toi around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...

Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this animé is kind of a horror animé (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first animé that has zombies in it. Now, I l’amour anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, films like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and télévision shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only montrer I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...

(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making toi vomit, its making toi fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. toi get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...

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Commander Kane: This sounds like musique for a New Yorker.
Sean: I pulled trains to New York City on a daily basis. Does that mean I like this music?
Commander Kane: Yeah. You're a New Yorker.
Sean: I'm also hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm in one of these stories actually. Here's the lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina animé Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run par five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg,...

Welcome to the seconde episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its écriture and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.



Young amoureux Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...

So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a liste on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the précédant 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...

When I was twelve years old, I remember my older brother playing the hell out of Batman: Arkham Knight. It looked so cool and a ton of fun to play, but when I played it, I got my cul, ass kicked. Because character action game. But I still liked what I had (Not enough to put on the list, clearly), but I thought, “What if other superheroes got this kind of treatment”. And then Spider-Man came out.
Okay, so I won’t explain much of the plot. toi know Spider-Man. I know Spider-Man. We all know Spider-Man. The plot involves Spider-Man getting involved with a terrorist attack and as to fight...

So remember when I talked about how a David Cage game, despite how much of a hack he is, has a better concept of mattering choices than Telltale? Yeah, I still stand par that, despite Cage's lack to tell a story. But that's not to say Telltale games are bad. At least, not all of them. One of my favoris is the very stylish and narrative griping murder mystery of The loup Among Us. So let's talk about-



Hi everyone this is DisneyPrince88 and I’ll be doing one of WindWakerGuy430’s haut, retour au début 100 video games for his anniversary

The video game that I’ll be reviewing is one of WindwakerGuy...

So let’s be really clear here. As far as écriture goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is plus insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
So the game is far different from the past games, which was about a small rue gang becoming a massive criminal empire. Now a dit rue gang’s leader has become president of the United States. And there’s aliens, espionage,...

Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and a dit that it was the most decisive game from sauterelle before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No plus Heroes 3, that people either like ou hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I l’amour this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...

Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive ou even lire this article. In 1920, when films were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.



The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...

This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic ou is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot plus of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.



In the middle of the night,...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.



Too Human was a game created par Silicon Knights, a company founded par the amazing Denis Dyack, and par amazing, I mean he’s...

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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't toi already host with James? Besides, I don't toi think toi want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from plus rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & Friends will be up suivant followed par Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One jour at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...

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Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed par Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...

~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have plus common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned par a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...

arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her par thinking she was a ghost. arc en ciel Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are toi dreaming about the time toi thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope toi don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure toi don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...