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Canada24 Where's trevor?

Windwakerguy430 I think this was before GTA V :P

Canada24 But isn't michael there?

Windwakerguy430 ........ Well then, I don't know why :P

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renard News's Thoughts on Dark Souls

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good question because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...

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Wind réponses Stupid questions

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“Can toi lose your virginity if toi fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what toi learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But par that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel ou a crying smiley face”
Oh toi innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can toi actually lose weight par rubbing your stomach”...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Worst Horror films

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Now, I l’amour horror movies. Their easily my favori genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the films that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror films I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only films that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, ou Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm rue - Now, before toi all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm rue was...

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What's Your Take - article 115 - Lil Payne's Secret

posted by windwakerguy43

Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare toi all for the stupidest thing toi will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. toi know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Windwakerguy: Ace Attorney Part 1

posted by windwakerguy43

Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue

Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy

January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...

The haut, retour au début 100 - #42: Tekken Tag Tournament 2

posted by windwakerguy43

So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my favori fighting game franchise ever. I l’amour playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my favori so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, ou the Tekken tournament, hosted par the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...

Scarlet papillon Chapter 8

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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Principal Talks About School Shootings in the Worst Way Possible

posted by windwakerguy43

Before I say anything, I want to start this off par saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 7

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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, toi LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, déplacer OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed par zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't toi die on me, toi little bitch. Get up. I a dit get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: toi FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...

NikPiks - David Cage and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game

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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the récent era. A man who is a dit to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who toi ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 64 - Disturbing Things Volume 2

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(This article contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, toi have been warned.)

There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with toi five plus things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, toi may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if toi wish to montrer me things that toi yourself are disturbed by, then...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 3 - Highschool of the Dead

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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the an 2010, we got an animé known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in films like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This animé had a lot of scenes like this.

Like this.

And even this.

But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....

Merry Freakin' Christmas - jour 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the Lost Code

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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and wwe of course. Now is the montrer good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic l’amour for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game par Ubisoft, but developed par Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - jour 8: Deal ou No Deal (DS)

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Deal ou No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal ou No Deal, a game montrer that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal ou No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, ou what made it so populaire to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...

Hidden Gems: The Last Story

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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like champignon Men and the No plus Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But toi know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if toi were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.

The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...

GTA characters as TEAMFOURSTAR characters PART 1: (I still have Carly as a character)

posted by Canada24

TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed par all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll montrer them! I'll montrer ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 47 - The Blair Witch Project (Day 17 of October Movie Marathon)

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I remember a time when horror films didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror fans motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I l’amour Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a fan of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.

Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Gets a BB Bullet Stuck in His Back

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If toi ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started jouer la comédie like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do toi expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look plus awesome, ou at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...

windwakerguy43 VS Memes: Episode 4 - Doge

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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the montrer Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog par saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher posté pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up montrer the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...

Windwakerguy's haut, retour au début 10 Most Disappointing Games Ever Played

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Hello, everyone. Todays liste is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games ou the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatule - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...