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Pointless Arguments ou the Bigger things in Life? Percabeth fanfic Chapter 2

posted by xharrypotterx

Chapter 2: Arguing and Apologizing

I got up early suivant morning, really unenthusiastic about it. I couldn't believe I would have to spend an entire jour with Percy.

Okay, under normal circumstances, I would have been overjoyed. But these circumstances were not normal.

I got ready for the morning really quietly, since my cabine mates were still sleeping. I walked out onto the grounds and headed for the Armory, where Percy and I would finish the chariot the children of Hephaestus had started.

When I reached the cabin, Percy was already up and working. I have to admit, I was impressed. Percy wasn't exactly...

If I Die Young

posted by sparkles3

Kiki's POV
I do not own Gravity Falls

“Hey, Dipper, did toi ever think of what
everyone would do if toi just randomly died tomorrow?” I asked.

“Um, no. Why would I think about that? … Wait, you’re not getting depressed again, are you?” The last question was asked rather frantically. I smirked and shook my head.

“I just like to be prepared for anything. It is quite possible that I could die in the suivant 24 hours.” I reassured him in a purposely non-reassuring way. He raised his eyebrows, and I started to sing:
“If I die young
Bury me in satin
Lay me down
On a lit of roses
Sink me in...

The "Haileyverse"

posted by dragonsmemory

Since things will get very confusing in a couple months for my plus dedicated readers, I've decided to put up this little liste of all the fanfics featuring Hailey Potter. I'll come back and éditer this as plus is posted. And, readers, toi are always welcome to write your own story for the Haileyverse.
Just don't ask me where all these stories are. If toi want to read them, chercher them.

REGULAR FICS (this category is for normal, full-length fics par me)
In The Background
Notes In The Margin

ONE-SHOTS (again, written par me)
A New Family
A Game of Ping-Pong
Gray Hair
Hailey Potter and the Mother's jour Adventure...

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Release rendez-vous amoureux, rendez-vous amoureux, date for "In The Background" Announced

posted by dragonsmemory

Big news, everyone! The Harry Potter fanfic "In The Background" is coming very soon. Yes, yes, I know it says summer in the title. I'm here to announce the official release date.
Since the threat of a Death Eater attack is very low (thank a certain boy wizard for that), I've decided to tell toi all when the story's coming out.
The story is set to start on…drumroll please…*drum rolls across stage*…July 31, 2012. toi Potterheads out there probably already guessed it.
As I mentioned in an interview with pink-bookworm, I'm aiming to cover 90% of the Harry Potter series in the story.

There's...

Special First Look: "Harry Potter and the Gift of the Phenicia"

posted by dragonsmemory

Hey, there, readers! It's me again. This time I'm bringging toi a very special first look at "Harry Potter and the Gift of the Phenicia." This story, along with another, yet unnamed, story, is adapted from a roleplay here on Fanpop. The story features Hailey Potter, from "In The Background," and Vesta.

It's been a week since Harry defeated Voldemort yet again. The Potter twins have earned that much peace, at least. But Fate seems to have other plans for Harry and Hailey. Just outside Hogwarts, a new evil is rising, the Darklings. Vesta's secret could put them all in danger. How will they survive...

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Official table, tableau of Contents for "In The Background"

posted by dragonsmemory

Here it is, everyone! With about 54 days until the release, here is your first look at the full table, tableau of contents.

Prologue: The Final Deed
Chapter 1: First Meeting
Chapter 2: Of Sorting and Scars
Chapter 3: Flying Lessons
Chapter 4: The Ruse
Chapter 5: Wingardium Leviosa
Chapter 6: Troll in the Bathroom
Chapter 7: Bucking Broomsticks
Chapter 8: The Mirror of Erised
Chapter 9: Dragon Eggs and Detention
Chapter 10: Strengths and Weaknesses
Chapter 11: The Sorcerer's Stone
Chapter 12: The Flying Car
Chapter 13: Shopping Adventures
Chapter 14: Cry of the Mandrake
Chapter 15: Voices No One Can Hear
Chapter 16:...

Altering the Timeline: The Real Events of the Battle of the Seven Potters

posted by dragonsmemory

So, Readers. I come to toi with something strange. toi may have seen the first prévisualiser I posté for Chapter 71. That idea is scrapped, for the most part. Today I'm going to talk about the real Chapter 71 and how it differs from canon. I may do this with other chapters that could screw canon timelines.

Chapter 71 covers pg 45-85 of canon DH. In écriture the chapter, I made two massive changes. The first is the removaal of Mundungus Fletcher. This was purely to provide l’espace for Hailey in the battle.

However, this means that an important event in the timeline had to change. In canon, Fletcher panicked...

The Host chapter 1 The First (4/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

"So, what's the plan?" Katherine's voice came out of Damon's bedroom. Damon and Elena were outside, leaning against the mur opposite of the door. "The plan is to lock toi in here for all eternity" Damon replied.

"You've always had a great sense of humor, Damon" Katherine sarcastically said. "Come on" Damon a dit to Elena. He walked downstairs, Elena behind him. "Damon, what is the plan?" Elena asked.

Damon opened the door and let Elena go first as he answered. "We're going to your place" he said. Elena blinked. "Why? How is going to my house solving Katherine's problem?"

"We need to have something....

The Host chapter 1 The First (7/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

A woman with brown curly hair was cleaning the lunch table, tableau while looking at the clock on the mur every five seconds. Her husband was gone working. She still couldn't believe it. How could he be so calm?

"Don't worry, Rachel, she's with Derek. She called you, that means she's learning to be responsible"

Responsible, my ass, Rachel thought. Responsible would be coming accueil after school instead of hanging around with that boyfriend of hers. And could she really trust him? After all he was a seventeen an old guy who probably did his thinking with his dick instead of his head.

As she was caught...

The Host chapter 1 The First (3/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Present Day

Jeremy was brushing his teeth when he saw Anna's reflection in the mirror. He should have startled, but he just spit out the toothpaste and washed his mouth. "When I turn around you'll be gone, won't you?" he said. He saw Anna shrugging her shoulders.

"You'll never know if toi don't try" she said. Jeremy turned around and to his surprise Anna was still standing par the window-ledge. "How is this possible?" Jeremy asked. "How can toi be standing there while I know you're dead? I saw how they took you. And Damon a dit they killed you"

Anna looked down. "Damon was speaking the truth, I...

Swing, Batter, Batter, Swing!

posted by disneyworld007

Swing, Batter, Batter, Swing!
Putting my weight on my right foot, the foot closest to the catcher. Leaning back re-gripping my bat. I watched as that black haired pitcher powered up her pitch, rocking back and forth on her heals, taking in her gant now to her side and starting the wind-up. 'This is it,' I thought to myself, now taking the best grip on my bat, 2 balls and 2 strikes have passed par this plate and I am not letting this pitcher strike me out, ou walk me! I got ready the ball was realeased, and I heard the 'ump' say "Ball Outside".
I stepped out of the batters box, and took a couple...

The Host Chapter 1 The First (1/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

One jour after Stefan has joined Klaus.

Damon was lying in his bed, his eyes closed, when a shadow came over him. Soft lips touched his and he opened his eyes, staring at the brown ones of the woman he had loved for many years. He knew it was her; the other girl wouldn't be so playful, especially not now her boyfriend was gone.

"Get off" Damon said, not in the least impressed par her lack of clothing. She held her head diagonally and put a teasing smile on her face. "Damon, Damon, Damon, toi should know better than to say no to me. toi know how … vicious I get when I don't get what I want" She...

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Chapter 67: Quidditch Tryouts (an excerpt from "In The Background")

posted by dragonsmemory

((Just so toi all know, this is only a small part of the whole chapter. I'm particularly proud of this bit, as you'll soon see. Keep watch for an exclusive interview between The Fanfic's own Rita Skeeter and yours truly!))

Harry looked down at the long liste of Quidditch hopefuls. "Hailey, I don't see your name on here. I thought you'd sign up."
Hailey looked up from her eggs, smiling. "I'd rather leave Quidditch and rule-breaking to you. That IS what you're best at, after all," she a dit simply.
Harry only rolled his eyes. She could tell he hoped she had some of Dad's Quidditch talent, but she wasn't eager to prove it. After all, her family had enough publicity as it was.

((Now, this is only a teeny bit of the chapter. The real thing'll be a lot longer. But you'll have to wait quite a while for it.))

Hiding Who I am (Harry Potter Fanfic)

posted by iluvPrinceMJ213

*13 years earlier*

They glanced up at each other every now and then through-out potions class neither of them not needing to pay attention. His black eyes seemed unable to concentrate on anything else but her green eyes. She pushed back a bit of her long dark red hair, catching his eye as she did. She gave a sigh and a small nod allowing him to know she would indeed talk to him after class. He took this as a relief compared to the weeks of being shut out. The boy who was plus adult now than child like the others was sitting suivant to her was watching her moves carefully, his hazel eyes glaring...

The Host chapter 1 The First (6/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Damon was lying on Elena's lit as Elena was going through her jewelry, looking for some bracelet ou collier she didn't like anyway. "I think your wiccan friend might be an issue" Damon said.

"How's that?" Elena asked distracted without turning around. "Well, she and I are not the best friends, toi know. I doubt she'll invite me in, in her magical little house" Damon replied.

"So?" Elena shrugged. "You can wait outside, we don't need toi to do the spell" Damon frowned his eyes angry. "Well, then I suppose I can go back home, so I can play with Katherine, like toi a dit so expressing this morning"...

The Host chapter 1 The First (2/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

A few hours earlier

Klaus and Stefan were sitting at a table, tableau with a group of voluptuous clothed women all with the same hungry gleam in their eyes, staring at the young girl sitting in the center of Klaus and Stefan.

She kept her eyes on the table, her cœur, coeur beating painfully. She should've gone straight accueil after school, but her boyfriend had asked her to come to this place. There had been something odd about him, like he wasn't himself. Like he was under hypnosis.

And now she was sitting here with these people, who had come sit par her uninvited. First just the men, but one par one the women...

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Pointless Arguments ou the Bigger thing in Life? a Percabeth FanFic

posted by xharrypotterx

A/N: Hope toi enjoy my first PJO fan fic! Please review!

(Annabeth's Point of View)

Chapter One: Arguing and Agreeing

I can't remember the Last time Seaweed Brain and I fought. But I do know it doesn't happen as often as it used to.

That's why this time; it was a lot plus serious.

You see, Percy and I used to be like best Friends and all, and we used to argue a lot. I think it's in the genes. Our parents, Athena (my mom) Goddess of wisdom and Poseidon (Percy's dad) God of the sea, really don't like each other. Anyways, Percy and I started going out about a an ago. Now we don't fight as much. In...

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Percyk Jackson Meets the Kane Chronicles Truth ou Dare

posted by Perseus54321

"Someone care to remind me why we're in Nico's cabin, yet he's not even here?" The son of Thanatos asked the rest of them. "Or his girlfriend for that matter." Slate snickered at Carter.
"That is not true! Sadie and me are here, we just couldn't care less about one of Carter's Harvard lectures." Nico a dit coming in. "We were just in the game room."
"I'm sure," Jace a dit sarcastically and Maya elbowed him. "By the way, when did Percy fall asleep? And how, because I want to follow suit." Annabeth rolled her eyes at Percy, then flicked him until he woke up, which would take quite a while.
"What should...

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My Preyna One-Shot

posted by Mayla4president

Reyna:

Believe me, I never thought I would end up being with Percy Jackon. I used to dream about Jason at night...did I just say that? My cheeks are burning brightly but it is true. So heres the story.

The ship was landing and oh-my-gods I was going crazy. People were rushing everywhere and my hair was a mess. No joke. I couldn't find my other pretear and I was hyperventalating in the inside. And pretty much on the outside. I was probably montrer my emotions so much that if Lupa were here I'd be dead. Thank the Gods she isn't. ou is she?...get back on track! Reyna focus! Find Percy and tell hi-...