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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using musique from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's plus ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arc en ciel Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.
arc en ciel Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
arc en ciel Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would toi like to be my friend?
arc en ciel Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this rose bitch!
arc en ciel Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
arc en ciel Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, toi did not just use that word.
arc en ciel Dash: I didn't call toi a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and toi are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, toi two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
arc en ciel Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
suivant morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to arc en ciel Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag arc en ciel Dash!
arc en ciel Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Once arc en ciel Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.
Gilda: arc en ciel Dash, long time no see.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen toi in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash, an explanation por favor?
arc en ciel Dash: You're German. Why are toi speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
arc en ciel Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this poney is starting to annoy me.)
arc en ciel Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna rejoindre us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
arc en ciel Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see toi later.
Gilda: We'll?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet toi after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.
As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *Helping ducks traverser, croix a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are toi going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a oreiller factory* Oh, a oreiller factory. I know they'll be sûr, sans danger there.
But the factory soon blew up.
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*
Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link
Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. toi hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal Friends blown up in a oreiller factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: toi scared them!
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here arc en ciel Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: toi are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
arc en ciel Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her canard Friends blown up at a oreiller factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at the oreiller factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did toi do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
arc en ciel Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're Friends with her, I can't be Friends with you. *Fights arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Fights Gilda*
They made a nuage of smoke during their fight.
Ponies: Go arc en ciel Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go arc en ciel Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
arc en ciel Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!
arc en ciel Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon Lost a tooth.
Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* toi all suck!
arc en ciel Dash: Not true!
Stop the song
arc en ciel Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
arc en ciel Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure toi will be Friends with her again.
arc en ciel Dash: *Confused*
She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of musique we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final montrer for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored par everyone being in black & white.
Episode 8
Thomas Percy & The Coal
It was a beautiful jour on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.
"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."
"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."
"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." a dit Sean.
"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."
"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.
Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was par him resting.
"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."
"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.
"And par the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look sûr, sans danger to me."
But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.
"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined par the coal dust. "Get me out!"
Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.
"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. toi look disgraceful."
"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"
It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his suivant train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.
Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.
"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." a dit Percy.
suivant morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.
"Have a drink," a dit his driver. The water tower was suivant to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.
"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"
Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.
That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. toi do know that, don't you?"
"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I a dit yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."
They also learned to be plus careful with coal.
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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
arc en ciel Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See toi suivant week.
Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using musique from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's plus ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arc en ciel Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.
arc en ciel Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
arc en ciel Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would toi like to be my friend?
arc en ciel Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this rose bitch!
arc en ciel Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
arc en ciel Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, toi did not just use that word.
arc en ciel Dash: I didn't call toi a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and toi are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, toi two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
arc en ciel Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
suivant morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to arc en ciel Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag arc en ciel Dash!
arc en ciel Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Once arc en ciel Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.
Gilda: arc en ciel Dash, long time no see.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen toi in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash, an explanation por favor?
arc en ciel Dash: You're German. Why are toi speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
arc en ciel Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this poney is starting to annoy me.)
arc en ciel Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna rejoindre us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
arc en ciel Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see toi later.
Gilda: We'll?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet toi after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.
As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *Helping ducks traverser, croix a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are toi going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a oreiller factory* Oh, a oreiller factory. I know they'll be sûr, sans danger there.
But the factory soon blew up.
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*
Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link
Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. toi hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal Friends blown up in a oreiller factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: toi scared them!
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here arc en ciel Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: toi are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
arc en ciel Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her canard Friends blown up at a oreiller factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at the oreiller factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did toi do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
arc en ciel Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're Friends with her, I can't be Friends with you. *Fights arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Fights Gilda*
They made a nuage of smoke during their fight.
Ponies: Go arc en ciel Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go arc en ciel Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
arc en ciel Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!
arc en ciel Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon Lost a tooth.
Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* toi all suck!
arc en ciel Dash: Not true!
Stop the song
arc en ciel Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
arc en ciel Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure toi will be Friends with her again.
arc en ciel Dash: *Confused*
She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of musique we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final montrer for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored par everyone being in black & white.
Episode 8
Thomas Percy & The Coal
It was a beautiful jour on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.
"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."
"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."
"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." a dit Sean.
"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."
"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.
Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was par him resting.
"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."
"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.
"And par the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look sûr, sans danger to me."
But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.
"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined par the coal dust. "Get me out!"
Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.
"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. toi look disgraceful."
"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"
It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his suivant train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.
Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.
"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." a dit Percy.
suivant morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.
"Have a drink," a dit his driver. The water tower was suivant to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.
"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"
Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.
That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. toi do know that, don't you?"
"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I a dit yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."
They also learned to be plus careful with coal.
Song: link
Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
arc en ciel Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See toi suivant week.
