Holiday Macabre - Myuu

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The suivant day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 an old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If toi can catch me, toi can have me."

Without a seconde thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the suivant four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell toi something and toi better listen good here.If there's something toi really enjoy and toi have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your cœur, coeur because your cœur, coeur will lead toi to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage toi and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage toi and tell toi that toi are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage toi to follow toi dreams and will believe in you.They will want toi to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, ou about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red ou blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” ou during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that toi can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make l’amour with toi
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until toi find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit toi first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of toi shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give toi a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...