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posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do toi have a crush on?

If toi had to rendez-vous amoureux, date anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity toi would want to make out with

Name five people toi hate and why toi hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have toi ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If toi did, what did toi do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have toi ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have toi had your first kiss, if toi have, were was it and who was it with?

Have toi ever seen a parent naked?

Have toi ever seen animaux reproducing?

Have toi stalked anyone,...

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23 aléatoire funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with toi guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person suivant to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your questions to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - haut, retour au début 20 liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, ou to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get toi in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly par giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the suivant family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - toi may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin casquette, cap and feed him grapes when...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by tamar20

1)"Why, do toi find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I l’amour the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and toi actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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My haut, retour au début 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a liste like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this liste with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please commentaire but be polite. Also, always commentaire because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping chariot, panier and switch the items with stuff from the person suivant to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen toi in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of toi on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and toi know it bomb Iraq
If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If toi think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute emo l’amour citations

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one toi love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say toi l’amour me unless toi really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like toi could Kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand par your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to toi on everything I am,
And I dedicate to toi all that I have,
And I promise toi that I will stand right par your side,
Forever and always, until the jour I die.

I’m not crying over what toi said;
It’s what toi didn’t say that...

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The haut, retour au début 10 Biggest Dumbasses In Distress

posted by KataraLover

We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks par a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved par the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid ou late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...

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My haut, retour au début 15 favori célébrités

posted by KataraLover

I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on Youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get vidéos uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an article here on fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this liste is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much l’amour as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of toi might have heard of the game Facade. those of toi who have, toi probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she a dit "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they a dit yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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Quiz:Bet I can make toi say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first quizz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told toi I could make toi say 256.

OK,if toi a dit to yourself,"No.You a dit toi can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if toi didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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How to Be Annoying

posted by tamar20

Have toi ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this article is right for you! Hahaha. toi know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that toi have to go to the bathroom, and that toi think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are toi doing okay in there?". To make it even plus annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When toi arrive at the suivant stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If toi are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach toi all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now toi know how to do it!
Now, if toi want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and montrer your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if toi win, toi get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If toi are a winner check everything on your profile.

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My Heroes (a truelox fanfic)

posted by KitKitty12

(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex

~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the lit and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the douche blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minutes later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...

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My haut, retour au début 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so toi don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

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What's your guys' opinion on colombe Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting plus famous par the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Christmas jour Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if toi like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If toi ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, chant lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

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