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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are plus likely to become serial killers.

Everything toi see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are plus likely to dream when toi are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If toi tear off paper from bottles, toi are sexually...

There used to be a rue named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then toi can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bière gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket ou manteau if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

In a pub quizz the other jour I Lost par one point. The question was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that pomme has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing boutique that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardier jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

Ghetto Names

Mostly populaire with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming plus common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us par our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid ou a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If toi keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a liste of "pros" and "cons" to help toi better understand why you're seeking l’amour ou acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things toi can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

I kinda wanted to write this article just to get this topic off of my chest. If toi guys haven’t know already, which toi should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I l’amour just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I l’amour Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I l’amour both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I l’amour how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with toi guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

So a while back I made two articles about my favori villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an article like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated liste of my haut, retour au début 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed ou simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the accueil of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard toi try, your browser won't allow toi to enter the site. toi see, to access this site, toi must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in question is a New Moon night. toi must be on your own in your accueil with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will toi be granted access to the site.

As...

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers toi in any way, please contemplate lire something else. Thank you.)

Alright before toi whine like an immature five-year old troll without their lait bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE toi have an opinion, you'll get destroyed par the hater army!

WELL toi KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if toi disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this liste is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions
30. Rasputin- Anastasia
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all toi can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your cœur, coeur and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all toi can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do toi think...

I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe suivant an I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...