Superman Theme Song - Goldentusk

added by Seanthehedgehog

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aléatoire

musique

awesome

song

funny

parody

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the mur without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him ou her to call toi Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bateau hanging on the Christmas arbre and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rhum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press aléatoire numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like toi know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their questions with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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A Tribute to My favori Batman and Riddler

posted by mrcodegeass

Several actors have played Batman. There have been over five live action versions of Batman as well as various voice actors. People often discuss about which Batman actor is the best. I think that the best is Adam West.

1. Adam West stood out plus than any other Batman actor

Adam West got to play Batman in a montrer that lasted over 100 episodes. That gave him plenty of time for his version of Batman to be memorable. Later on he got to voice Batman in dessins animés which gave him a chance to play various versions of Batman. All of his performances as Batman are a memorable treat.

The other live action...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. plus Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, chienne mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...

20 CINEMA SNOB citations

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist toi have to believe every quote Hawking ever a dit ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was a dit that...

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If toi ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many plus miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can toi see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison fleur comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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perroquet and Cat

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has toi reunite a zoophile with his favori horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when toi do the "right" thing, toi often end up making people's lives worse. toi give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with toi to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who toi helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A liste Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are toi bored? Do toi have the humor of a 10 an old boy? Do toi like musique that doesn't have a real point? Do toi like musique that will make your grandma look at toi with disappointment in her eyes!? If toi answered yes to any of these questions then here is a liste for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musique about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John cœur, coeur - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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How To Be A Good Fanpoporian: Three Easy Steps

posted by TAIKAMODO

So, for those who are new ou others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all trophée because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give toi free reign to do whatever toi want with no consequence. Sure, at accueil when toi lied as a child mommy would pop toi on the lip and send your new friend Kevin accueil early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if toi want, they can't...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A fanpop article

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this article even remotely seriously, then toi probably aren't as smart as toi think toi are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, toi need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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My haut, retour au début 10 favori célébrités

posted by Coffeeuser

I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude commentaires to yourself. I hope toi like it and please tell me what toi think.

10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jésus in Passion of the Christ.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.

8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.

7. Divine. l’amour him ou hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.

5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.

4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.

3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I l’amour l’amour l’amour this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in l’amour with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

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Villains Continue to be Rad; A liste of the Types of Villains

posted by zanhar1

Over decades and decades and decades...and plus decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person ou being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...

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Cat

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Moose

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The Ghost l’amour Story

posted by Directioner3300

Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Friends ou anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one jour he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they a dit goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The suivant jour Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset ou lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End

The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years il y a I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minutes of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...