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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did toi say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see toi as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing toi to do something toi don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I a dit toi had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are toi honestly telling...
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#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe toi can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
toi have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
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Source: scotch-egg.JPG
Hello there, aléatoire people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present toi my haut, retour au début 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a mois il y a and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans ou Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses ou bosses in this list, I might make a separate liste for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught toi how to respect people's opinions,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell toi my favori yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a aléatoire emoji par dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The aléatoire emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her l’amour handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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Behold, the seconde installment of the tortue sandwich, "sandwich" series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope toi enjoy! :)
I l’amour skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the jupe that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a jupe ou a dress it is considered wierd ou stupid. But is it? A vote i took on this club of 20 people, 75% a dit yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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posted by darange
what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and plus amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, ou even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, ou if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would toi do? would toi say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? ou are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would toi do in the end of the world? opinions?
 Emma Hewitt
Emma Hewitt
So I decided to compile a liste of my haut, retour au début 100 songs and a few honorable mentions. I'll probably provide liens to the reasons why the songs are placed where they are in the commentaires once I finish typing that up.

Honorable Mentions: fantaisie (Dye), Never Say No To Aldo Raynes (Shoot The Girl First), My Girl (Bermuda Lovers) and Laid (James)
100. Still Remember toi (Emma Hewitt)
99. Jewel Of Abilene (Grey DeLisle)
98. Alice (Cocteau Twins)
97. Me Against The musique (Madonna & Britney Spears)
96. Take Me Away (Kosmonova)
95. Take Me Away (Fefe Dobson)
94. Rx (MXMS)
93. Summer Rain (Slinkee Minx0
92. Boys...
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posted by Dreamtime
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What’s not to like about walking? It’s free. It’s easy to do, and it’s easy on the joints. And there’s no question that walking is good for you. Walking is an aerobic exercise; a université of Tennessee study found that women who walked had less body fat than those who didn’t walk. It also lowers the risk of blood clots, since the veau acts as a venous pump, contracting and pumping blood from the feet and legs back to the heart, reducing the load on the heart. Walking is good for toi in other ways as well.


1. Walking improves circulation. It also wards off cœur, coeur disease,...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline ou Coraline whichever one toi prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favori website is youtube. for some of toi who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's toi share videos, alot of people tend to mettre en ligne gaming vidéos ou musique ou vidéos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good Youtube channels like Seananners ou Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch aléatoire peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some aléatoire persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...
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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if toi drive down this road on a jour were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then toi might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is a dit to be easy to recognize cause if its summer ou winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones toi can find in the stores. according to the story,if toi drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As toi have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose toi can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com
posted by Dreamtime
when toi feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and toi Lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and toi find toi always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if toi turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if toi need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and toi will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each jour that toi cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...
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Young Men. - Young Women

1.TհօմցհԵs օƒ sҽx/sօʍҽ Ӏօѵҽ. - TհօuցհԵs օƒ Ӏօѵe/Śօʍҽ sex


2.Sports. - MօsԵ cɑɾҽӀҽss/Śօʍҽ ςɑɾҽ


3. Erection... - Pҽɾíօժs...


4.Lҽss emotionaӀ. - EʍօԵíօղɑӀ/Śօʍҽ ɑɾҽ ղօԵ


5.ʍօsԵ ƒɑѵօɾíԵҽ cօӀօɾ ís bӀuҽ. - MօsԵ ƒɑѵօɾíԵҽ ςօӀօɾ íŚ Թíղk


6.ʍօsԵӀy cհҽɑԵ. - CհҽɑԵs Ӏҽss Եհɑղ ցմվŚ


7.ɾuns ƒɑsԵҽɾ Եհɑn ցíɾӀs. - Ruղs sӀօաҽɾ Եհɑղ ցմվŚ


8.ŚԵɾօnցҽɾ Եհɑղ ցíɾӀs. - Wҽɑkҽɾ Եհɑղ ցմվŚ.


9.ʍօsԵ հɑnժsօʍҽ. - MօŚԵ Śҽ×վ....
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