Andrew Jackson Jihad - People 2: The Reckoning

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" ou "Are toi doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all jour long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from toi girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF toi DON'T PASS THIS ON toi DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All jour long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

haut, retour au début 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give toi her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when toi try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s donné toi a fake number. Some women will give toi their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell toi why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:

If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.

2 : If toi overtake the last...

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas par discussion
-Like to learn new task par talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus plus on their own inner world,...

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is donné to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask toi any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick toi out...

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be Lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up par itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind toi once toi get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a seconde thought,it wasn't until the fifth an that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months il y a i was accueil alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

RED

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the couleurs in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

[Chorus:]
Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all along
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody toi never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

[Verse 2:]
Touching him was like realizing all toi ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing...

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A l’amour no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t toi ever say I just walked away
I will always want toi
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want toi

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in l’amour
All I wanted was to break your walls
All toi ever did was break me
Yeah, toi wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put toi high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, toi let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that toi felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when toi need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way toi feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes toi
A little plus strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...