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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are toi up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any camelote, indésirable nourriture ou soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are toi a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF toi ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS liste AND IF toi DO ANYTHING ON THIS liste SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF toi DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR toi GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO toi HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS ou WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO toi TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS toi CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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How To Get Hired At Walmart

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The jour came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing toi know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

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A bunch of aléatoire Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything toi can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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GET TO KNOW JAPANESE KAOMOJI EMOTIONS!

posted by ShiningsTar542

In Japan,people use lots of smileys ou emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and toi don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do toi use these emotions ou others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See plus emotions here: link

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Billboards haut, retour au début 100 Songs of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED toi NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY toi LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY toi ARE-Bruno...

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO divisé, divisé, split

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is jouer la comédie the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are plus than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has a dit that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that toi have to work hard...

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do toi always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd toi treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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13 Things To Do At Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the haut, retour au début of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ours and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. toi hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as toi can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say toi were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a aléatoire person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive toi cheated on me with that whore" and point to a aléatoire girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If toi are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If toi are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz ou dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.

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plus blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can toi tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The manette, manette de jeu is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her plus attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do toi say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are toi boys all in the same band?
A3: Do toi guys all play for the Green baie Packers?

Q: How do toi make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of toi when we
a) want toi to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini jupe when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If toi ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't ou feel like toi should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, ou angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If toi think we like to hang out with toi every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have toi ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When toi ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we l’amour you... toi better believe it.

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hommages to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can toi guess, if toi can, I'll give toi props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly toi become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way toi look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww ou not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have toi become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one aléatoire act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

l’amour yourself
l’amour the world
spread some joy

l’amour peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who toi are.
dont let the world change you

thank toi for taking the time to read ... this came from my cœur, coeur and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange jus, jus de box because it a dit "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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aléatoire Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and email with a liste of aléatoire jokes I thought I'd share it with toi guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" a dit the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he a dit he'd look into it and get...

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Funny citations From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. toi can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say toi should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching télévision par candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find télévision very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if toi talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting suivant to us, and some aléatoire guy walks into the room  and toi jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if toi sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror films coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help toi survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where toi are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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50 aléatoire Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were toi 3 hours ago?
2. Who are toi in l’amour with?
3. Have toi ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rose within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time toi went to the mall?
6. Are toi wearing socks right now?
7. Do toi have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time toi drove out of town?
9. Have toi been to the films in the last 5 days?
10. Are toi hot?
11. What was the last thing toi had to drink?
12. What are toi wearing right now?
13. Do toi wash your car ou let the car wash do it?
14. Last nourriture that toi ate?
15. Where were toi last week...