Snoop Dogg - 'Sweat' Snoop Dogg vs David Guetta (Remix)

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Snoop Dogg

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thaslimjim's boyfriend

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one toi may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, par today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. citations from my favori show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know toi could play Twister all par yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know toi could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: toi spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he ou she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that toi can see that toi di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: toi spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and toi know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO l’amour AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, toi stay since toi live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO toi wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then toi might not wanna read this but if toi do and it affends toi then leave a commentaire and i can tell toi in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned toi so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and berceau, station d’accueil it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. berceau, station d’accueil in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first article I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 an old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If toi met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know toi don't hit when toi don't get what toi want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's plus but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what toi think in commentaires please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that toi can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can rendez-vous amoureux, date Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do toi realize how crazy and gross a lot of fans are???? Here is a gross article about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached par “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new favori song, just so toi know. omg ;i wrote plus in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, écureuil clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I l’amour toi (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I l’amour You

♥

1. Call her the suivant day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that toi can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

♥

5. Call her just to say toi were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy ours and chicken soupe when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

♥

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her fleurs for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. Kiss her in the middle...

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My REALLY aléatoire Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do toi like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do toi like ponies?

User: Yes. But, licornes are better.

Cleverbot: licornes aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE toi SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: toi a dit licornes aren't real. :( I thought toi were my friend....

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Blue fond d’écran

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Which Emoji are you? My own test.

posted by ToriKelly5

1. Which would toi read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do toi go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.

3. toi buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do toi buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. or Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do toi watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads ou a game montrer like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama ou other.

6. Ok, last question: did toi like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...

The Reasons Why La Reine des Neiges shouldn't get a sequel.

posted by ToriKelly5

Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, La Reine des Neiges fans. I just don't like it that much so take this liste with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a fan but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for La Reine des Neiges 2) and made two...

Halloween Monsters Song (Tiny Toons parody)

posted by aldrine2016

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make toi wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

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My haut, retour au début 100 Jrock Songs

posted by zanhar1

I did one of these for both Symphonic Metal and Kpop and wanted to liste of my haut, retour au début 100 Jrock songs as well. There were so many great ones that the honorable mentions liste is also pretty big. I tried not to do too many songs from the same band so a lot of songs I like aren't even on here.

1. Dazzle Vision - seconde
2. Nega - Guilt Trip
3. Dir En Grey - Obscure
4.Blood Stain Child - Freedom
5. Miyavi - Steal The Sun
6. Miyavi - Long Nights
7. The Gazette - Leech
8. Dir En Grey - Different Sense
9. Miyavi - Jibun Kakumei
10. Miyavi - Mama Papa Nozomarenu Baby
11. Borns - Radical Hysteria
12. Blood Stain Child...

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Kim Yoo Jung

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Surface

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