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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When toi tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies toi tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my cœur, coeur was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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Mm, oh
I feel oh so glamorous, looking super fabulous
Sometimes I’m insecure, something I can’t ignore
All the flashy cameras, try my best to handle it
I’m just the girl suivant door, I can hear the rumors take off
All the girls in the club got their eyes on me
I can tell par the look that they want to be
Be hot, hot, hot like that
But it’s not, not, no it’s not like that
All the girls in the club got their eyes on me
They put me down ‘cause of jealousy
But I’m not, not, I’m not that girl
And it’s not, not, no it’s not my world
So many girls be checkin’ my style
Checkin’ my style, checkin’...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no question chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us s’embrasser like that
We don’t need no plus that he a dit she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us s’embrasser like that
We don’t need no plus that he a dit she said
He a dit girl...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If toi wanna dance let’s déplacer it
If toi wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If toi want the world toi got it
If toi want the girl toi got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If toi want it all toi got it
Can toi hear me call toi got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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Am sure toi all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people par where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out vidéos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that par just looking at the title, toi know it was made par someone who lacks a soul. here is the titre of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when toi think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if toi could hear my cœur, coeur in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when toi wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as toi fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
ou maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I l’amour you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always toi and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his bacon to a 10 an old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic toi have to dial 62442 to get...
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Here is a aléatoire game I saw online. Just think of aléatoire ways toi can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks toi can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to aléatoire people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles chant the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If toi can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying par the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If toi pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of toi who have lived in New Mexico, toi know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aléatoire stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aléatoire application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. toi have no means to do so. toi cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien toi know!!...
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posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a tomate box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty livres for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a crabe stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pâtes, pâtes alimentaires with...
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If toi get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the haut, retour au début of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on...
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posted by pure-angel
    Time and l’espace are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou l’amour life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while toi try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If toi want time, toi must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend toi take care of the minutes and...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain toi understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help toi concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, toi can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help toi concentrate. If your friend shows toi his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope toi are getting use to this montrer cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did toi say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope toi enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
posted by keEeEeToOo
The adventure began when Jenny sat suivant to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....
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