10. Sing “Bad Touch” par the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with “What are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with toi for Halloween
4. montrer him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile ou if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room ou says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” par Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with “What are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with toi for Halloween
4. montrer him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile ou if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room ou says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” par Madonna.
There is a topless photo of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied par some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged photo of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” a dit her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied par some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged photo of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” a dit her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If toi think toi lire all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until toi read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years il y a when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been l’amour with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years il y a when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been l’amour with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can supprimer the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused par Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a cœur, coeur attack; his cœur, coeur lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Kat: toi spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and toi know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO l’amour AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, toi stay since toi live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and toi know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO l’amour AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, toi stay since toi live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first article I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 an old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If toi met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know toi don't hit when toi don't get what toi want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's plus but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what toi think in commentaires please:)
O.K I have a 7 an old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If toi met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know toi don't hit when toi don't get what toi want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's plus but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what toi think in commentaires please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE toi AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING toi 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T toi EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO toi BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF ou I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the montrer earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE toi AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING toi 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T toi EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO toi BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF ou I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the montrer earlyer!Bye!
The End
i l’amour cereal yes i do
i l’amour cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i l’amour cerial yes i do i l’amour cerial toi better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if toi can't have crealeal
do not steal
i l’amour creal yes we do i l’amour ceral toi should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i l’amour ccerale yes i do
i l’amour crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some aléatoire songs toi made up plz commet
i l’amour cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i l’amour cerial yes i do i l’amour cerial toi better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if toi can't have crealeal
do not steal
i l’amour creal yes we do i l’amour ceral toi should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i l’amour ccerale yes i do
i l’amour crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some aléatoire songs toi made up plz commet
2.if u r on your peroid ou nawt!!
3.Who toi talk 2 on the phone
4.THat toi are super jelous ou other girls (or boys)
5.That toi hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up toi will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That toi have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart toi are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!