A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the suivant week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told toi I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell toi again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can toi tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the suivant week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told toi I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell toi again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can toi tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because toi l’amour someone else doesn't mean toi have to break one plus heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how toi look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, toi can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if toi dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who toi want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when toi can enjoy being who toi are.
-Alana
if toi let yourself down, toi let everyone behind toi down.
-Alana
your first l’amour will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because toi l’amour someone else doesn't mean toi have to break one plus heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how toi look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, toi can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if toi dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who toi want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when toi can enjoy being who toi are.
-Alana
if toi let yourself down, toi let everyone behind toi down.
-Alana
your first l’amour will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a canard
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
commentaire tell your Friends then I will make plus spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I l’amour making these for toi so comment. All the commentaires I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm écriture all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a canard
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
commentaire tell your Friends then I will make plus spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I l’amour making these for toi so comment. All the commentaires I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm écriture all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
once i was at a movie theater with my Friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are toi and we were like why dose it matter and he a dit no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like toi need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because toi get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell toi to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on camelote, indésirable nourriture when they told toi not to
12.spend their money and claim toi donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to toi yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and toi can use these to annoy your brother ou sister and watch the fun :-))
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell toi to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on camelote, indésirable nourriture when they told toi not to
12.spend their money and claim toi donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to toi yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and toi can use these to annoy your brother ou sister and watch the fun :-))