MUFFINS!!!!!!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some plus that I came up with too, hope toi enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to chercher the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

1. When toi get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.

4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if toi can see his gun.

6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him par his first name.

11. Pretend toi are gay and ask...