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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether ou not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, seconde of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping chariot, panier and switch the items with stuff from the person suivant to them's chariot, panier
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen toi in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of toi on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. déplacer "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When toi are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When toi are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When toi are dating..... He takes toi out to have a good time.
When toi are married ....He brings accueil a 6 pack, and says "What are toi going to drink?"

When toi are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When toi are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When toi are dating..... A Single lit for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When toi are married ....A King size lit feels like an army cot.

When toi are dating..... toi are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, fanpop friends. These are some aléatoire bits of trivia about me.

* I think animé is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My favori holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My favori actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My favori actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been écriture regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with écriture romantic stories.

* I'm not a fan of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My favori film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie titre made par fighting game fans for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....