hisuian typhlosion

There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm plus of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the populaire website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays toi had to do in a week...

1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what toi like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know plus about it

4. We're just as shy as toi are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always douche before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what toi like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean ou look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolat bars and soda...