1) I can't reach my license unless toi hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't toi the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, toi must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are toi Andy ou Barney?
6) I thought toi had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do toi know why toi pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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