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The main problem that guys face when trying to Kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to Kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... toi will know. Here's how toi can increase your odds. But, if toi know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable par making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes ou toi will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to Kiss that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm écriture toi this letter to tell toi that I'm leaving toi forever. I've been a good man to toi for 7 years & I have nothing to montrer for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that toi quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, toi came accueil & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favori meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. toi ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. toi don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag ou what ever toi can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every minute "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? ou rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age toi are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....